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lord take away all of megan thee stallion’s pain and please give it to biden

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i can't believe people find military men attractive. you might as well drink car gasoline at that point

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XVI. The Tower

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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"Protect bad drag" is like every other "protect bad art" to me. Because if you only ever see the most polished and editorial final product, you'll never think that you can begin making that same art. You'll think you've been priced out of expressing yourself. You'll think beauty is behind a paywall. And that is poison, 100% of the time.

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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They’re always making really sick clothes for five years olds and then for 25 year old men they put a sad graphic of Mario on t shirt or something

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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

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me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

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I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

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Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

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i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy