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they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

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hi this is so funny to me

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If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

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Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

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what a deal.

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happy halloween 1st

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???????

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hey congrats to the gays for being in the same community as Elvira

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a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” i could make him do push ups in drag

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I don't think he's gonna pull through.

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♡ ♡ ♡

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when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one