We’re rats, we’re the rats. We prey at night we stalk at night, we’re the rats. I’M THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES. Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into ✨they/them
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons
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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?
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This Man Tried To Kill Me. What Happened Next Will Warm Your Heart
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ah dang they’ve introduced the candidates for the new papacy idk who to choose guys


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post-veilguard life rookanis idk how to caption this
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im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time
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rook: why are the elven god's free and unleashing blight upon thedas? can they even be stopped? why are you inside my head, what is going on???
solas:

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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions
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For my new years resolution I don't want friends, support or any of the good benefits that come with friendship. Thats lame
I want ENEMIES. I want opposition. I want to be EVIL. No more mister nice copy
If you interact with this post in any sort of capacity, you are now in my enemy list
#fuck yeah enemy time#i hope it’s like a cartoony villain type of way where we act as foils to one another and have silly gimmicks#that would be nice#or NOT nice (because enemies?)#enemyposting#rue the day or whatever#curse you
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