rats-anonymous

[rats-anonymous]

holy shit there’s like. a lot of fucking anons. heyo guys you’re cool as shit

[rats-anonymous]

fair enough i suppose

Crime?

what do you mean.

[rats-anonymous]

wow. that sounds amazing! *they pick up the rat*

..uh. wanna hold him? he doesn't bite. usually--

Crime?

what do you mean.

[rats-anonymous]

what, never seen a rat owner before? *it jumps out of the anon's pocket* hEY GET BACK HERE-- *squeak!!* jumalauta--

Crime?

what do you mean.

[rats-anonymous]

ok yknow what. I'm not a big human bill guy, but I'm gonna vouch for twink bill cipher for a second. look me in the eye and tell me that an eons old eldritch being running around cosplaying as a 20yo human twink and being chronically obsessed with a 60yo gilf he fumbled three decades ago that is actively trying to kill him is not an objectively funny concept

[rats-anonymous]

oh shit yall are stabbing homophobes? niice rootin for ya get a few transphobes for me as well *squeak* make that a dozen

Crime?

what do you mean.

[rats-anonymous]

room for a rat?

fellow anons how would you feel if I invited you guys to my treehouse and we all just chilled out and ate kraft mac and cheese and dino nuggets and mozzarella sticks. whattdya think.

[rats-anonymous]

okay, first, there’s no secret anon joke that i know of. So if there is one, we’re both missing out. And no conspiring either.

second, i know the feeling. But you gotta remember it’s impossible to be everywhere at once. You gotta take time for yourself too, that’s more important than missing out on anything. If you tried to do and be part of every single thing that this dumbass hivemind comes up with, you’d go insane. There’s always someone to fill you in on the actually important stuff.

*squee!!*

…wanna hold the rat?

soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???

why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??

[rats-anonymous]

AVTUMBLR I PRESENT THE ULTIMATE TORNADO MEME !!

nobodys having a good time...save us all, EXCEPT FOR ME :3c /j (i tried to include as MUCH active blogs as i could !! sorry if i missed anyone)

[rats-anonymous]

yeah! this lil shit. it’s nice.

[they gently hold oswald on a hand and scratch his head with another.]

it’s a good emotional support thing and it’s nice to have a little friend through it all. even if it pees on the sheets despite being potty trained—

i’m sorry fomo gets that bad for you. I haven’t had it in a while. well, unless a slight phone addiction counts. probably does. EITHER WAY, it’s fine to feel it sometimes. i mean, it’s a normal human emotion. as long as you try not to go too far into it.

these are just silly fun games we play, after all.

soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???

why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??

[rats-anonymous]

uh. haha, yeah, i’m pretty new here. rat anon. good to meet you, uhh— fomo anon, right?

*squeeeeak. squeak!*

ah. this lil bastard. his name’s oswald, please do not feed him potions of any kind he will die.

soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???

why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??

[rats-anonymous]

oh there’s a bunch now. like. uh

*squeak squeak sque.*

yeah, five? ..seven?

soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???

why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??

[rats-anonymous]

oh man. i’m sorry—

alright where’s the current tornado meme

soooo.....i dont even THINK i wanna ask what i missed ???

why are so many people injured or hospitalized or...previously dead ??

[rats-anonymous]

i feel like i should be afraid.

*fearful squeak*

quiet you lil shit it’ll hear you

You wake up in an endless void, no light, nothing but darkness and the blurry silhouette of the others. You're not sure how you got here, or where you are. Suddenly, the "light" came on and a voice echos through the endless abyss.

(OOC: sky anon and theatre anon, a TV spawned in front of you recording the void live)

"WELCOME TO ALL TO THE AMAZING DIGITA-

*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE*

i mean

THE VOIIIDDD~

This is the april fools update #event and no, you cannot skip this!1!!1

You are all tasked to survive for 24 hours in this endless void.

Before we start, we will be setting some ground rules.

No you cannot leave in any way shape or form

Please do not break any laws in here, this is my home.

DO NOT touch that one box you see.

DO NOT kidnap my rabbit, he can and will shred you to pieces (his name is taco)

anddd hAve a great time!

Notice how none of you have devices? That's right, i took them all!1!

There will only be one phone with infinite wifi and battery life, make sure to share!

There is a bathroom with a lock on your right, and an infinite minifridge of food and water to your left.

Each hour you will be given a random object. Last one to leave gets free bobux!1!! (trust)"

OOC under the cut

this is for fun

Hi, silly here. Uh have fun, might not actually last for irl 24 hours because timezones and all blah blah blah this is a scheduled post uh tagging poeple

silly wrote most of this anygays time for the tags,

@the-nightmare-anon @helping-anon @drinkwateranon @rats-anonymous @tie-anon @conspiracy-anon @curryvo-is-back @blackbird-anon @comically-opposite-box @the-smoky-shadow-anon @trannoanon @knif3-anonnn @snow-an0n @thedeadanon @hmph-anon @hungryanon @fomoanon @cutecreachureblog

@theater-anon @thatskyanon

if you really dont want to be in this event make sure to DM s1llyanon about it (exsiting does not know how to interact with people online)

[rats-anonymous]

You wake up in an endless void, no light, nothing but darkness and the blurry silhouette of the others. You're not sure how you got here, or where you are. Suddenly, the "light" came on and a voice echos through the endless abyss.

(OOC: sky anon and theatre anon, a TV spawned in front of you recording the void live)

"WELCOME TO ALL TO THE AMAZING DIGITA-

*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE*

i mean

THE VOIIIDDD~

This is the april fools update #event and no, you cannot skip this!1!!1

You are all tasked to survive for 24 hours in this endless void.

Before we start, we will be setting some ground rules.

No you cannot leave in any way shape or form

Please do not break any laws in here, this is my home.

DO NOT touch that one box you see.

DO NOT kidnap my rabbit, he can and will shred you to pieces (his name is taco)

anddd hAve a great time!

Notice how none of you have devices? That's right, i took them all!1!

There will only be one phone with infinite wifi and battery life, make sure to share!

There is a bathroom with a lock on your right, and an infinite minifridge of food and water to your left.

Each hour you will be given a random object. Last one to leave gets free bobux!1!! (trust)"

OOC under the cut

this is for fun

Hi, silly here. Uh have fun, might not actually last for irl 24 hours because timezones and all blah blah blah this is a scheduled post uh tagging poeple

silly wrote most of this anygays time for the tags,

@the-nightmare-anon @helping-anon @drinkwateranon @rats-anonymous @tie-anon @conspiracy-anon @curryvo-is-back @blackbird-anon @comically-opposite-box @the-smoky-shadow-anon @trannoanon @knif3-anonnn @snow-an0n @thedeadanon @hmph-anon @hungryanon @fomoanon @cutecreachureblog

@theater-anon @thatskyanon

if you really dont want to be in this event make sure to DM s1llyanon about it (exsiting does not know how to interact with people online)

[rats-anonymous]

oh there’s gotta be more than 4

how. how many anons are there now

[rats-anonymous]

welp. green hates us too now.

hahaaaaaa i hate this why did this have to happen