“Green aura with flies” womp womp, im actively foaming at the mouth
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“Are you crashing out”
“Yeah”
“Thank you for crashing calmly”
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“Awhhh, poor little kitty”
“Whats it look like?”
“Dead”
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“What if i die because you wont tell me about your piss kink”
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“Who needs penis when youve got a disappointment cavity?”
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A vampire offering to give head, maybe?
“I can suck it”
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“Do you want upwards sloppy toppy or downwards sloppy toppy”
-my friend
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“Dont take it seriously though, because George Washington is alive”
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“Youre breaking the fourth wall”
“No! My foreskin-“
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“Trigger warning divorce-?”
-my math teacher
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“Is it a futa or is it a trans woman?”
“I dont know, its fucking Bill Cipher!”
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Bro, i wanna be a singer-songwriter but the only artistic career i have hopes of succeeding in is visual art
Even then, im still waiting someone, *somebody* to notice my art and commission me
I struggle to articulate my words man- it feels like i cant create anything original :<
Anyways emo time over
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