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currently it is almost 1 am and i am awake because my cat found a fucking snake (????) in my room earlier today. she is an only indoor cat. she has never been outside, in fact, she’s never been outside of this room in this house.

it is a rat snake from what i can tell. but im sitting here unable to sleep because this creature is so excited about this snake that i cannot catch because she keeps scaring it into corners.

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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bye bye muppet lover guy

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i said what i said

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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

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william when he can’t get through tsa because the sound of his metal innards are too loud

9/11 cannot be canon in the five nights at freddy’s universe.

this is because if TSA existed no way any type of mimic creature or ennard creature (or william afton) could’ve gotten through the metal detectors.

this however does pose a very funny idea of a fan art where springtrap is stuck in a TSA line getting patted down because the metal detectors kept going off.

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9/11 cannot be canon in the five nights at freddy’s universe.

this is because if TSA existed no way any type of mimic creature or ennard creature (or william afton) could’ve gotten through the metal detectors.

this however does pose a very funny idea of a fan art where springtrap is stuck in a TSA line getting patted down because the metal detectors kept going off.

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Shawn Braley Illustration

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HOWLING AND BARKING UNCONTROLLABLY

i will never live in the WRETCHED DORM ROOMS of my college AGAIN!

HUZZAH, free housing for the summer, at what cost?

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• On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife are assassinated. This is the match in the powder keg that ignites World War I.

• Soldiers living and dying in horrific conditions and in close proximity to one another means that diseases spread very quickly.

• One German soldier in particular contracts jaundice and is removed from the battlefield. This soldier is Conrad Veidt.

• Veidt is permitted to act in the army theatre until his condition improves and he is fit to return to battle.

• In 1917 he is deemed unfit to serve and is discharged from the German army.

• Conrad Veidt returns to the theatre and goes on to have an illustrious career on both stage and screen, gaining stardom by playing major roles in pictures such as Different From the Others (1919), the first pro-gay film known to exist, with Veidt as the lead; and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920), widely regarded to be the first true horror film, with Veidt as a major antagonist under the villain’s control. He is one of few silent film stars whose careers last through the advent of sound.

• In the late 1920s, Veidt travels to the United States to star in a few films for Universal Pictures. One of these films is The Man Who Laughs (1928), in which he plays Gwynplaine, the titular Laughing Man, who was surgically disfigured as a child to set his mouth in a permanent grin. This film is adapted from Victor Hugo’s 1869 novel, L’Homme qui rit.

• On April 25, 1940, the Joker makes his first appearance in the debut issue of the comic book Batman. It is generally accepted that the visual design of the Joker is based directly on Conrad Veidt’s appearance as Gwynplaine in The Man Who Laughs (1928). This is supported by the Joker’s creators, although their accounts of the Joker’s creation differ.

• The Joker goes on to become one of the most popular characters of all time, joining the ranks of characters of myth, legend, literature, and modern media whose stories will likely be retold and remembered until the sands of time have buried the bones of humanity forever.

• Enter tumblr user @the-muppet-joker (aka Croaker), who not only kins (mainly) the Joker and Kermit the Frog, but is also in a relationship with both of them.

• Tumblr user and YouTuber @strange-aeons makes a video delving into the twisted mind (and blog) of the Croaker.

• Croaker is angered by this, and so they schedule a duel to the death at @dashcon-two.

• They duel. Strange emerges victorious and is knighted by the Ball Pit Queen. Croaker dies and the funeral process is speedrunned with a heartfelt rendition of “Man or Muppet” performed by The Musical InterDudes. The singers held signs with individual letters spelling “KUNG POW PENIS”.

TL,DR: The Croaker owes his existence to jaundice and the 1914 assassination of an Austro-Hungarian noble.

And also Victor Hugo.

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there are a lot of undiagnosed adults out there but i do think it's a shame that we've reached a point where having hobbies and interests past the age of 20 is seen as a touch of the tism. i know many older adults who suppress all their childish desires and throw out all their old toys and for what. are you scared of being 'weird' ? who give a shit.

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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sometimes I am plagued by visions. is this anything

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getting jiggy with it

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments