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neil: i love murder mysteries
andrew, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases
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I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now
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lyra only has two reliable adults in her life and one of them is a bear…when will her REAL dads arrive???
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HDM Lord Asriel: Awkwardly but well-meaningly puts child to bed, bittersweet airship departure, lots of secret fond gazes.
Also HDM Lord Asriel: attempts to snap childs arm like a glow stick.
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Me: I'd like my daemon to be an cat!
Fellow fan: I'd like my daemon to be an otter!
Background character in BBC/HBO His Dark Materials: I'd like my daemon to be bloody VISIBLE
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DÆMONS in His Dark Materials | 1x01 Lyra’s Jordan 2019 | dir. Tom Hooper
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100 % approve of lyra’s first attempt at using the alethiometer being the equivalent of old people yelling questions to AI on their phone
OK GOOGLE WHERE IS ROGER
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Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.
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“…Sooooon…” they chant in a low whisper as the last week of August begins…
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watching every single background extra walk around without a dæmon

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