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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.
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#could catch but would not survive#it's been a few years since I last saw the film but I'm honestly so surprised by anyone who thinks he would survive lol#man is a walking tragedy#Katya would 100% join Light though#she has major Misa energy
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Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me
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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of
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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe
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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
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