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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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Normal speedruns: This trick saves eight frames, but if you mess it up it's a ten-minute time loss.

Chrono Trigger speedruns: Okay, so, if you press the reset button with sub-millisecond precision and interrupt the process of saving your game on a specific CPU cycle...

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Self-labelled "spicy" fanfic where it initially appears that this designation is a stupid wordplay on the fact that it's about cooking, only to prove otherwise when it veers into a workplace-inappropriate sex scene which ends abruptly when the lead somehow manages to get hot sauce on their dick.

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i regret to inform you that as of today i will no longer be a part of the ingroup and i am joining the outgroup

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So like a "gain a double jump which fires your jetpack in a plume that burns any of the background foliage (and the critters on said foliage)" type deal?

Extremely evil, I love it

Concept: conservationist metroidvania where the only way to get the best ending is to avoid killing any of the endangered local wildlife, which gets progressively harder throughout the game because each mobility upgrade creates new ways to accidentally explode critters.

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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

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home sick in bed, tell me a story 🥺🥺🥺

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At no point in this thread of screenshots is it implied Yoda sucks at driving.

Terrible decisions? Yes. Drunk driver? Yes. Bad at driving? Evidence not found in the above.

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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every other damn day i get in my stupid stick-shift brokenass subaru and i sit in traffic and i think - we should have some kind of, like conveyer belt to transport people. like, a big car that just takes people to the same places. wait that's a bus. oh no, though, this would be different, it's a bigcar that could have its own area and route so it's not blocking local traffic. oh my god i have done it again i've invented a train now too

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“can that dragon consent” be for real. shes 40 feet long from nose to tail and weighs about a ton, armored like a tank, and her claws and teeth are bigger and sharper than kitchen knives. she literally eats humans. you’re not doing anything she doesn’t want you to do