FOR WHAT IS DESIRES, HE IS QUICK TO DEMAND || Indie/Private W.D. Gaster from UNDERTALE.
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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis
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*mistakes you for what you are not and so too foreshadows that which you will become* whoops sorry dude
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i just like drawing them as bizarrely as I possibly can
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consider: aperture as a popular workplace for trans people in the 50s-60s because they’d help you transition, in whatever way you wanted, no questions asked
bill from accounting is brenda now? cool, if she made it out of the lab without antennae and her blood is still blood, we’re happy for her
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Your true best friend. He likes to talk a lot about his life’s work with you since you are a good listener.
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when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run
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[If you understand how to operate on him, you understand how to lose him.]
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i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.
Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box
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