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sheryl: stop listening to that song

me: i cant. it is my favorite song and also urs

sheryl: youre bastardizing it and its making me nauseated

me: you make me nauseated just leave if you dont like it

sheryl: (leaves)

me: ok good talk

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little hicks: you look really familiar

ruby: is it my model good looks

little hicks: youre a model?? if youre a model how did your nose get all crooked and bent

ruby: i er, used to get into a few quarrels

little hicks: with who

ruby: my brother

little hicks: you have a brother? where is he can i meet him

ruby: .... uh

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parker: what if im the next avatar

remy: no

ruby: shut up

little hicks: you're not cause /im/ the next avatar

remy:

ruby:

parker:

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me: was it good

sheryl: im gonna buy smokes bye

me: asshole

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me: GO AWAY

sheryl: WHAT!!!!!!!!

me: you repulse me

sheryl: get in line

me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE LEAVE ME ALONE

sheryl: I AM ESSENTIALLY LITERALLY DEAD SHUT THE HELL UP

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ruby: u ok

me: i need a smoke

ruby: you dont smoke

me: i need a drink

ruby: stop

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ruby: this sucks

me: yea

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ruby: hey can you do me a solid

parker: depends

ruby: are you interested in exercising your hair styling expertise on a willing subject

parker: it Is pretty hard to get someone to experiment on

ruby: excellent because i want you to prepare your finest shade of golden blonde

parker: alright buddy but im not sure it'll hit your shade

ruby: oh it's not for me

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..

heeeey

..

hEY

"what" 

where have you been

"what do you want"

stop being a piss are you going with cheren 

"going with him where"

to sinnoh, you know, also being that one continent where you were born

"oh yeah... don't know" 

that's not an answer

"i will if someone carries me there"

when did you get apathetic 

"im not. trying takes too much energy"

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parker: hey. Let's have a plank off

me: you dont even have abs

parker: there is a bona fide washboard on my torso

me: go ask remy

parker: his stomach is like a cobblestone street

me: were you looking

parker: [eats potato chips] nevermind, im happy being fat

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me: eh

ruby: .......ehhh

me: ehhhhhhhh

ruby: nope

me: yeah

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me: what are you doing with all of those balloons

ruby: making a balloon art phanpy

me: why

ruby: its cute and it kind of looks like crystal

me: .... oh my god are you talking about its ears

ruby: no

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ruby: a heaaaaart fulllll of loooove

parker: no feaaaaaaaar no regret

ruby: my names remyyyyyy villeneuve

parker: and im

[starts rapping]

ruby: [starts beatboxing]

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ruby: a kaMEN RIDER GAME

me: uh oh

ruby: .... i need it

me: you dont even play video games

ruby: thats coming from someone who only plays pokemon

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me: why are you here

steven: [......... smiles] i never left

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me: tell me youre not going to go and make this a thing

ruby: they did invite me to train when i can

me: nope you dont need the training

ruby: but--

me: no you need jesus thats what you need

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ruby suddenly walks in, clearly having finished working out or w/e and weirdly???smilin g???

me: where..... did you get that shirt

ruby: oh, its a jersey--spiffy, isn't it? got it from the pokemon eleven folks, terribly generous of them

me: isnt that the soccer team

ruby: incidentally

me: WHAT DID YOU DO....

ruby: we ended up in nimbasa when we were on our run! i heard that the athletes welcomed challengers so i thought we'd give it a go

me: .. how did you do

ruby: heh, didn't go easy on them--had some trouble with a kecleon, but zuzu took care of it. they seemed fairly impressed though! afterwards they invited me to a practice game! i had forgotten how thrilling football is!

hes got the bruises and marks to prove it, rubs back of neck, laughs sheepishly wow what a frikkin.

me: you mean soccer

ruby: anyways, i'm awfully conflicted between never removing this jersey or framing it for life