I work at an escape room and people say weird things, have weird logic, and are sometimes plain rude- Here's an account of some of the things said!
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Okay so this will def. have an update later but so far this one group that I've never even seen has
Made an appointment for 7:30 yesterday
Got there at 5:45 demanding and insisting that their room was for 5:45
Since none of us were there (it's appointment only for the time being) they went to a nearby business and got the owner to call one of us
Screamed at my manager over the phone
Rescheduled for actual 5:45 today
After that left a negative review basically telling people that we're all irresponsible and unhelpful
I'm so excited to see them play later oh my God, I can't wait to see the continuation of this sh-t
For context btw all of the appointments have to be 2 hours in advance (they make them online), they get a confirmation email like right after with the time to play and something like 'Please come ~15-30 minutes early to fill out waivers and be told the rules', and my boss didn't even have to reschedule them as soon as she did, she could have waited for 24 hours according to policy but she still did and THEN they left the review with no mention of her help, and also they weren't charged extra or anything- The booking was straight up just moved to the time they thought they did and two days out
#escape room#I honestly can't wait#Ten bucks says at least one of them throws a fit#They had no reason to yell at her over the phone#And it was straight up YELLING
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A group of five people in like their 40's found one of the maps in the room, and immediately started to sing the "I'm the map song" from Dora
I have basically no other comments but it was kinda funny
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Something that happened a good while before I made this account was I was apparently taking too long for this one girl's liking to type out a hint so she grabbed the camera next to her put it right next to her face and said "Give us our hint You filthy degenerate"
Later on I have to go in and help them with a lock and I said that I didn't remember who had said it but to maybe not say that and she incriminated herself and told her mom by saying "I didn't say anything"
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Me: Okay do y'all have any questions?
Dude 1: Are there any locks with keys in the room?
Me: Yeah there are two, why?
Dudes 2 and 3: No reason
Dude 1: We like keys.
Anyway yeah the first guy had paperclips to try and pick the locks
Oh and it took them about 10 minutes with three free hints from me to figure out that they needed to move the mouse to wake up the computer to put in a password, and then 5 more minutes to figure out that the password was written on a picture of a cat that they had found literally right next to the computer that they apparently just thought was to show them a picture of a cat??
#Is this legal?#escape room#I mean fair#When I went in to take them he asked#Shout out to the fourth dude who took my joke seriously when I said the waiver says I can k-ll them if they don't get out#But also not because he kept calling me 'Ms.Teacher' to ask random shit#Lol they were pretty nice though#They got out with 18:01 left
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So I started a fake sword fight with someone as their group got out and she was funny because she, a girl I don’t know, put me in a fake head lock to ‘stab’ me and when I restarted the fight and lost again a minute later I asked why she acted like my friends “Because I’m your friends but younger” I mean Fair, you aren’t wrong
#escape room#she was cool#it was the sword fight I cut my hand during#that group was cool#except locking all the locks together#not chill dudes#jk I get it#by the way you should name the shark Walter White#because great white shark
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Player: "By the way good luck with the locks"
Me: "Did you mix them up again after you opened them?" (A lot of people do that)
Player: "Maybeeee"
Dude, really?
#escape room#why?#I'm used to people mixing them up#But really? Locking them all together?#That's new at least
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List of quotes from the same girls as the last post
"I wrote 'Backrooms Lol' "
"Oo a sword- Are you gonna decapitate me like Henry the eighth's second wife?"
"Mom can I get a Tumblr!?" After I showed them the Tumblr
"I'm gonna say where my name is on the wall as an anon"
One of them sword fought me and I said " 'tis but a scratch" and then my hand was actually bleeding after : (
Oh and they got out with basically half their time left, good on them
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So for context we have a giant stuffed bear at the front
Girl about to go play: "You should give it an endo skeleton"
Me: "If I'm making any animatronics it's gonna be Sun and Moon to help at my other job, the daycare"
Her(?) mom/one of the adults: "Oh! You understand what they're talking about, great!"
#escape room#that was fun#lol#love one of the girl's hello kitty sweater#might mention this tumblr so if I do and y'all find it- Hiiiiiii
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Literally most people who play this room: "The code HAS to be either 4321 or 1234"
Me: That's the order, the combination numbers are on the other side
People: ... 3142?
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"Can I take the skull home?"
No????
#escape room#fake skull decoration#a lot of people wanna take it home#leave him alone guys#the mad scientist already ended him
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"Okay look at the one light that's not on, that has to mean something!"
Yeah it means the light went out
I get the logic but also I don't
Also this is happening literally right now, lol
#escape room#people's logic is weird sometimes#the clue they're getting wrong is trying to make them count ropes by the way
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