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previous submission was a ride from start to finish. what do you MEAN you woke up in a college with no memories can we backtrack a bit and focus on that please

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Okay so I woke up in this random college with no memories right? Headmaster is not really helpful and says "He'll look into it", but I've been through enough of the education system to know what that means.

So anyway, I'm asking around and I bump into someone who's donning the college crest, and I think maybe they can help.

He was super friendly! After telling me the situation he gives me a tour of his dorms library and we start looking through tomes. While searching we click immediately and talk about our favorite operas and poetry (I convinced him to share with me a piece close to his heart he wrote about some Celebrity crush). Long story short we end up talking about passion in the arts and the meaning of true love and life in general. The entire exchange leaves him a blushing mess. We exchange numbers.

Later a mortified student clad in an orange uniform gets my attention and asks me if I'm alright.

... Apparently I rizzed up the school stalker

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*wakes up in a cold sweat*

i abandoned my twst blogs

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I’m starting to understand why some other NRC students don’t seem to like RSA students. Like, I’m just minding my business, casually napping in the forest (bc my friends never give me a second of peace) and this rando from RSA with skin paler then fucking snow comes up to me and starts asking me questions on why I’m sleeping there.

Like… why do you need to know sir? Am I in your forest? Am I bothering you by sleeping? This has become an ongoing occurrence.. even when I purposefully switch spots to avoid him.. he ALWAYS finds me..

I’m convinced he’s some type of witch…

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((siiiiiiiiiiigh. so apparently im cursed because as soon as i start being more active here again, a family emergency pops up and now i’m too stressed to do anything. i love this blog and ya’ll are wonderful so i feel really guilty for leaving again after promising i’d answer asks more quickly))

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(I’m probably really late to this, so I apologize in advance)

My UM can create gusts of wind in any direction for any duration of time. I can bring it up to around 50 kilometers per hour, I think? It’s really helpful for flight, but I wouldn’t suggest asking me to assist you unless you are confident that you won’t get blown sky-high.

-Dia Anon

Oooh that does sound interesting!! Do you ever use it as a fan during hot weather? I bet thats like a godsend lmao

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So tell us about yourself Alchemy! What’s your star sign? How’d you end up on Sage island? How old are you?? If you don’t mind sharing that is!

I’m a Pisces!!! ♓️

I was actually born in the Land of Pyroxene, but moved here a couple of years ago.

I’m an adult <3

I have no Unique Magic, and I prefer making potions over casting spells. Pretty fitting considering my name lol

I’m great at cooking, cleaning, and staying out of drama. People who are good at magic kinda intimidate me (no offense to any talented mages out there!)

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Heyo!~ I know it might be a bit early to ask (but it’s Halloween season all the time!) but do you have any plans for Halloween yet?? I hear that NRC has some party event open to the public each year, idk if RSA has anything like that but unless they giving anything away for free I think I’m just going to eat candy at home and maybe watch some horror movies

Ahah,,, well I’m too old to trick or treat, and NRC students scare me, so I think I’ll stay home as well. I’m not a big fan of scary things anyway 💔 thanks for asking!

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Hi this is collision anon

First of all, yes I did buy the earmuffs, they cost a lot but honestly I’d rather be broke than deaf. Second, mr.loudmouth and I’s project was a success :D, we got a near perfect score, so hey at least that went well, considering how strict mr.crewel is I’m honestly surprised, he’s the teacher with a half white half black hair, so to the anon who asked, no I don’t think he’s married, and honestly I don’t think he’s even interested in anyone right now, so as long as you’re not a minor, good luck?

Also mr.loudmouth is apparently friends with the “trouble group”, which includes, that one magicless student that I still don’t know why is in NRC, the guy who destroyed a chandelier and burnt the queen of hearts statue on his first day (I’d also like to add is that he’s a heartslabyul student so I can guess how well that went with his dormhead), a guy another anon mentioned with lilac? Purple? Hair (who hates being compared to a girl and will fistfight you if you compare him to one or call him cute or any other ‘girly’ things, I’ve seen it myself), the top savanaclaw first year as far as I know, the guy who’s famous for his most consistent spell being summoning a cauldron in mid-air and dropping it on people, and also Ortho, this is the weirdest group of friends I’ve ever seen and honestly, I’m terrified of em

sounds like a sitcom tbh

i love getting these asks, thanks for sharing 🍵

though i do worry for yall sometimes 😭 be careful ok?

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Alchemy do you have any lore about any country in twst? Interested in hearing your opinions :3

I read somewhere that the Queen of Hearts loved to play croquet, but with live hedgehogs and flamingos. Some citizens in the Queendom of Roses honor her by playing it this way, but that sounds like animal abuse to me 😅

There’s also the war between humans and fae a couple centuries ago! That’s always worth studying if you’re into history and stuff. The fae were outnumbered, but managed to get the upper hand eventually, mainly thanks to their infamous general.

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((okay confession time i actually did forget about this sideblog for a while. you can hunt me down with torches and pitchforks now i deserve it))

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I WENT TO NRC FOR AN EXCHANGE PROGRAMME MY SCHOOL HAD ONCE AND WE STRAYED FROM THE TOUR TO INSPECT THE CLASSROOMS AND LITERALLY ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING LIKE FRENCH GUY STARTED SHOOTING ARROWS AT MY BEST FRIEND????? WE HAD TO RUN FOR OUR LIVES AND THE GUY WAS JUST POWER WALKING LIKE HIS SHIT DONT STINK WITH A BOW AND ARROW IN HAND?? LIKE IDK IF ITS BECAUSE SHES A BEASTMEN OR HES NEVER TALKED TO A WOMAN IN HIS LIFE BUT OH MY GOD IF YOU GUYS EVER VISIT NRC USE YOUR TEACHERS AS MEAT SHIELDS BECAUSE THE STUDENTS HERE ARE HEAVY METAL AND SHIT. IM PRETTY SURE THEIR PRINCIPAL JUST BRIBES THE PRESS TO NOT RELEASE DEFAMING INFORMATION ABOUT THEIR STUDENTS BUT LIKE THEYRE DEFINITELY FULL OF THEMSELVES IM SO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST SIGN UP FOR RSA IF YOU'RE NOT INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

IM SORRY FOR REUSING THIS IMAGE SO MUCH BUT WHAT THE SHIT DID I JUST READ BRUH 😭😭😭😭

NRC BE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES ‼️💯📢🗣👊

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I am not standing for that Vil slander I was literally crying at 4 am on campus and he stopped his jog to make sure I was okay and talked with me about my insecurities and gave me solutions and a pep talk that man is an angel as far as I'm concerned

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Omg aww wait thats actually so sweet!! Hope ur doing better now tho 🫶

does he actually get up before 4 am though—

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i'm a student @ ignihyde and after seeing my housewarden in the flesh for the first time instead of his tablet i think i might have a crush on him??? do u think its wrong to look at his magical amazon wishlist and buy some of those candy kits listed on there for him or would that be creepy. i also wanna study on the anime he watches (which is PAGES long on myanimelist) because i dont want to be seen as a dreaded "normie" to him either.

If he unironically calls people “normie” he ain’t the one 😭💔

Although if u want serious advice, it might be a lil creepy/stalker-ish if you do that so maybe try striking up a conversation with him and casually ask what kind of candy he likes?

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Hey , im the anon that asked about people to be wary of, for my shop! I completely forgot they're gonna be loaded around NRC and RSA.......... The moral boost i needed to finalize some last details....... I'll keep an eye out for a purple haired kid - i'll give em a chance but only One (dont really want to risk any trouble,, these stories those students have been sharing on here are. SO worrying? Pls get a responsable adult somehow.. )

Anyways- My new candy store will be opening soon ! Thank you for the assist - if you ever manage to visit, the first purchase will be on the house for you 👍✨️✨️✨️

just look for the blue sign with 'Coral Confections' on it! (I'm actually from the coral sea, haha- so i plan on selling a few unique treats based on what I like to eat back home! - i hope you'll enjoy some if you visit ✨️✨️ ✨️)

Oh my Sevens you’re so sweet 😭💞 I’ll definitely try to come by :] personally I don’t have much of a taste for exotic sweets but I’m more than willing to give it a shot ! Thank you and I hope to see you soon ✨ I’ve been a bit busy ahaha

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To the teacher Crewel simp anon! He's my homeroom teacher and he's such an oddball lmao. Afaik he's not married, since he always talks about going to places with his vintage red car alone and I don't think any spouse would be happy being left alone so often. And he's soooo strict when it comes to posture, manners and clothes. I once saw him scold one of the third years because he was slouching. Oh, and he calls everyone a puppy and says shit like we need training like dogs. And the whip thingie is also fuckin weird 🥴. But he can be super cool at times, and he's very protective and supportive when it comes to his students. And he also doesn't hesitate to teach you things one-on-one when you don't get stuff and he won't stop until you completely get it, even if it means he'll sit there with you for hours. So if you don't mind his strictness towards fashion and posture and his dog BDSM fetish, I think you should go talk to him (and he might chill a bit, once he has a partner)

buddy pal anon. friendo. im gonna be honest here. he sounds like a creep who shouldn’t be allowed near minors