realhelldivers

[realhelldivers]

hey guys!

ive been frozen for about a year, what's been going on? still fighting on malevelon creek, perhaps? haha. i reckon im going to check on the recruits over on mars, just to see how they stack up against the rest of us! maybe after that, ill stop by at eagleopolis to see my folks!

[realhelldivers]

it was rejected

just put in my procreation application let's GO

[realhelldivers]

big burly helldiver biceps rippling from the rifle fire flexing and being strong from killing things in the jungle oh my

[realhelldivers]

[realhelldivers]

Yo, dudes. The Helldivers are pretty chill. Maybe you could, like, join them or something.

[realhelldivers]

oh that's [DEMOCRACY]. that's [DEMOCRACY] of my [SWORN ENEMY].

[realhelldivers]

how about a nice cup of liber-lgbT

[realhelldivers]

𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂 helldivers be like: deploying 500 𝓼 𝓮 𝔁 bomb

[realhelldivers]

i love eating 5 bags of patriot wings each night, washing them down with some super soda, and having a helldiver themed heart attack in my destroyer while waiting for a new mission

god bless super earth

[realhelldivers]

me, with a suspiciously large 2 billion terminid sized stomach, rubbing it gently: "urrp, wow guys! that order was done really quick! urf, how did you guys do it so fast?"

[realhelldivers]

automatons are lucky i don't have manual control over my super destroyer

[realhelldivers]

[realhelldivers]

ouch

i twistie my ankle walking to the next objective owieeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeee i need my dwuggies i need my 10 trillion mg amphetamines directly into my heart pleeeeeeease

[realhelldivers]

all im saying is that if they actually wanted us to stop killing so many fellow helldivers they should stop recruiting people that are so 500kg bombable

[realhelldivers]

tf you mean they are BACK 🤖

[realhelldivers]

who up hellin they gottang dive

[realhelldivers]

just put in my procreation application let's GO