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“You think you’re better than me?” is usually the moment I start to think I’m better than someone.

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It is common practice to sniff a plant’s sex organs.

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I'm so funny...

Me: why was six afraid of seven?

Friend: because seven ate nine

Me: no, because seven was a registered six offender

Friend: *stares at me*

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Every year we knowingly pass our day of birth, yet completely unknowingly pass our day of death as well.

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I bet his name is Rex

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surprise! you have been visited by the passive-aggressive dashboard stringray 

reblog this to love him or he’ll sting you in your sleep 

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On October 22nd, 2023, a child born on 11/11/11 will be 11 years, 11 months, 11 days old. Interestingly, that date sits exactly 6 years, 6 months, and 6 days away

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relatable

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Follow me on Wattpad!!

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I'm weird

When I'm half awake/half asleep I apparently like to sing and dance to mcr songs as proven by videos my friends take. Watching them the next day is everything. I cringe, laugh and feel proud all at the same time.

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Hullo

Hi

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99% of people won’t reblog this because they’re too afraid to have a picture of god on their timeline.

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I can confirm that this method in fact works.

How to blow a bubble:

theenlightenedone:

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

  Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

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