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i just know she gives great head

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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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Tumblr, I don't know how to break this to y'all but... Warner Bros is making a free to play platform fighter. Yes that is SU's Garnet going up against GoT's Arya Stark.

I'm going to go lie down.

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it has entered its cocoon for the winter and is becoming a chrysalis

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Moss!

Wiley-treehouse-gardens

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bands for trolls and goblins to listen to:

moldplay

credence bogwater revival

slime symmetry

daft gunk

you understand.

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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

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after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

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hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

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Well, mystery solved.

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everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

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