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i've just put a new story up. it's called DESERT MOVING, INC. this is the start but you can read the whole thing on INFINITE GOSSIP.

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(standing next to roman building an aqueduct) put a lid on that.. stick it underground. oh - and make it out of pvc. you'll thank me later

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Who are you and when did I start following you?

i get this question a bewildering amount and i don't know how to answer the first part in a meaningful way and i don't have access to the data to answer the second part at all. my most gracious suggestion would be that you accidentally clicked "follow" while moving your cursor over one of my posts that someone you follow had reblogged. i don't have any other theories. i don't remember everyone i've ever followed. but also don't have the expectation that i'll be able to remember the circumstances under which i followed them. that's what gets me through the day

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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guy who invented western musical notation: so we're going 12 tones to an octave, named after letters of the alphabet. me: got it. A to L. inventor guy: that's not what i said

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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

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hanging out at -33.881969,151.201410 right now if anyone wants to destroy me with an orbital laser

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i've just put a new story up. it's called DESERT MOVING, INC. this is the start but you can read the whole thing on INFINITE GOSSIP.

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(trying to find a new way to get mad about sabrina carpenter) that's not even how you walk a dog. you hold their leash. not a big handful of their fur

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my buddies at star VR, the virtual reality escort service, are locked in a vicious trademark battle with starvr, the social platform for food domination fetishists

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image file forensic specialist investigating a folder: careful... that's a portable network graphic. it may have a transparent background.

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What’s your posting process. Are you thinking of tweets all day and then when you get to your computer you put them out there? Or do you sit down at the computer and have a think for a while?

i have trained my brain to think of posts while idling. i have a computer on my phone so i can post them whenever i like

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i put everything you love inside a macguffin dude. all the heroes and villains are trying to find it dawg 😂 you're never getting it back

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(quickening my pace as i pass the retirement village) age gap community...

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do you plan on doing another printed compilation sometime? I return to blue night at the cult often, especially the slow swinging of the chapel doors. love that story very much

new book called YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE coming out in six weeks (ish)

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four years today since i started INFINITE GOSSIP. thanks to everyone who's read & commented. forcing myself to post a piece once every two weeks helped me get better at writing and the slow work at that craft has made me feel happier in my life. here's a list of some of favourites to go up since june 3rd 2021

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i showed my mum a story i've been working on and she read it silently and when she was finished said "wow! what was that" and looked at the trees for a while