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Being immune to poison sucks sometimes, but it does come in handy every once in a while. If even Urahara fears it, then that’s good enough for Askin.

“I don’t see anything wrong with this ‘Grimace Shake’. You all should try it.”

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“You’re literally sweating purple.” Look, another survivor.

Yoruichi, as a monster and all, survived the Grimace shake. But at what cost...?

"What, like it's hard?"

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“I don’t see anything wrong with this ‘Grimace Shake’. You all should try it.”

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“That’s nice, honey, but we’re going on a date tonight, so pick out something nice to wear and we can have a nice chat over dinner.”

"Don't worry, my love. I'll have plenty of chances to fill you up later!"

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"Don't worry, my love. I'll have plenty of chances to fill you up later!"

Meanwhile in a prison cell on the moon

"Hecatia this bitch is empty!"

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“Not a what now?”

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“AT LEAST WEAR IT, YOU ASSHOLE!”

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“Cringepiece!”

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“I heard my name. Pretty sure someone’s talking about me~”

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“Yorihime also fucked her nephew, so her banging a few of her moon rabbits shouldn’t be much of a surprise.”

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“Are you sure this is even the real me? I could just be another copy, or even an illusion altogether. And I like to think I don’t have Hell running on such a thin line that me leaving for a few minutes would throw the whole place off-kilter. I left Hell before, as well, as you might recall. So I’m not really sure where you’re coming from with that. And I will not leave Hell. It is a place of freedom, at least if you’re strong.”

“If that’s the case, then just say my name and leave me a brief message and I’ll be right there to pick it up. Ever hear of the phrase ‘speak of the devil’?”

And surely enough, Eiki's efforts to avoid the goddess in question simply end up summoning her right to her. "What's this I see? Trying to keep a package meant for me? Tsk, tsk. If you really didn't want to come visit me to deliver it, the least you could do is let me swing by and pick it up myself~" Of course, the implication was that Hecatia already knew about it and didn't need Eiki to tell her, but better not dwell on that one too much.

"Hello Hecatia. Please tell me that this is the you who is supposed to be in Hell. I would be absolutely overjoyed to know that you left the place that you're only able to rule because you refuse to leave it. That would be a greater present than any you've got me the last fifty years."

"Also, I was not keeping it it from you. I was telling him to take the gift to you himself, because there's no way I'm walking into your house."

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‘for two women who wish for my head’

“CHANG’E GIVES HEAD?!”

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“I’m going to be honest with you. I only went after the moon because I was bored and I let Junko decide what we were doing that day. I don’t hate you for what Houyi did. Well, that and a lot of the Lunarians needed to be taught who’s on top of the food chain, so a bit of fear did them some good.”

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“I think I’ll corrupt someone today~”

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“So you managed to defeat a single body that isn’t even my real one? I guess you really felt the need to pat yourself on the back, huh? Fight on my turf next time, and then we’ll see who wins.”

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“My, my, so quick to ask for my help, Princess? How amusing~” She’s more teasing than insulting, but Hecatia does share the sentiment.

"Hecatia is an enemy but I'll happily beat up some universe hopping upstart with her."

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“Funny, I don’t recall ever having lost anything. Don’t confuse me for any potential alternates of myself. Though you seem to be quite good at fellating yourself and your own ego. Quite impressive. I guess you do win with one metric.”

“Tournaments are boring, anyway.”

“And it’s obvious I’d win any dick-measuring contest you could possibly devise~”