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So apparently Senators Collins and Murkowski have pissed of the white male members of the GOP to the point where some members have said that they’d challenge them to a duel if they were in South Texas
Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.
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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
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Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.
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Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*
Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you'd be able to buy your own house!
Millennials: *doesn't spend money on non-necessities*
Baby boomers: WHY AREN'T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY'RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!
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