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This whole sideblog thing has been a little confusing for me...so I decided to move Zim to his own account.  If you are still interested in RPing with me, he is at RecklessInvader!

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Just a heads up: I’m probably not going to be on this weekend.  Feel free to send me stuff and I’ll answer Monday!

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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Hey Zim, have you ever taken a good, long look at humanity and wonder to yourself, just what's wrong with us? I mean for real, look at us humans. We treat each other like garbage, we start wars with ourselves, we're killing our own planet because we're too stubborn to change. I wonder how similar we are to you Irkens.

“You, filthy earth worm, sound as if you have been struck with the feelings.  Zim has given little thought to what you do with your own planet and each other.  All that matters is that one day your puny pathetic planet will be destroyed by the might of the Irken Empire.  We Irken are far greater than you humans.  We have space travel and can conquer and destroy whatever we want, where you humans are stuck on your dying ball of dirt doomed because of your own stupidity.”

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Gaz leads Zim to the chair in question, points without a word, then makes her way inside. She’s going to get the biggest cooler she has, absolutely fill it with as much ice as she can, and make her way to the roof.

She’d stare down at him with the most wicked of smirks that she is capable of. Oh he was in for it.

“You ready to become supreme ruler of the internet?” She’s got the ice bucket of her head, ready to dump it over the little green boy.

Torturing him was so much easier than Dib. It was like Zim wanted to be in pain.

Zim sat excitedly in the chair.  This would be easy and he would prove to the world that it needed to bow down to him!  All he had to do was sit in a chair!  How stupid could the humans be?

Little did he know what awaited him at the roof of the house.  “Yes, Zim is ready!  The title of supreme ruler of the internet shall be mine!”  He was back to laughing as he sat proudly in the chair.

Until the water and ice hit.  Zim fell from the chair, now on the floor for the hundredth time today.  “IT BURNS!  IT’S COLD BUT IT BURNS!”

Steam rose from his body as he stayed on the ground, staring up at the sky...screaming.  Eventually he ran out of breath.  Took a while though.

“Is Zim supreme ruler yet?”

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Oh, the other Zims he has been observing keep corrupting their SIR units with curse words.  Part of him is glad his GIR left on a magical adventure five years ago chasing his dreams...AKA some taco truck...  Wherever he was, he wasn’t being taught strange words that would ruin his innocence.

“...Do I need to tell them what fucking is or do I let this chaos go on forever?”  He did enjoy chaos...He could let this slide for another decade.

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There are so many Zims out there that it’s hard to stand out, but I still want to RP with everyone.  I’ll look for memes tomorrow and try to send some out too but until then--

Discord.  If anyone wants to plot or talk to me about Zim or anything really: Tizu#4368.  Just let me know who you are.

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My friend found this on picrew and while I'm on mobile I thought you guys would like it and could make it into a meme or something.

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gaming-membrane‌:

Oh man, he was falling for this hook, line, and sinker. Was it really this easy to defeat an ‘Irken’ invader? Were they all really this stupid? Perhaps poisoning him could wait while she formulated some other horrible “tests” to put him through. There was the Ice Bucket one… That could be fun.

And it didn’t involve watching Zim regurgitate, hopefully.

“I’m going to set up a chair in front of my house. You sit there and wait, I’ve got another for you.”

Was he allergic to water? Maybe. She hoped so.

“Remember, Zim. Anything to become ruler of the internet.”

Zim got up from the ground and coughed one more puff of cinnamon from his mouth.  Between the pain from the cinnamon and his insides feeling like they were on fire because of the detergent pod...He wasn’t sure he was ready for another meme.

Another reminder that this was all for the greater evil and Zim was ready for more.  “All I have to do is sit in a chair?  HAH.  Foolish human!  This is the easiest meme ever!”

Little did Zim know he was going to regret this meme more than he did the last two.  He sat down in the chair and started laughing. “Bring it on!  Zim will conquer the internet and the whole world will be mine!”

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“Pfft.” Seeing Zim in pain was one of the fastest ways to elicit laughter from Gaz. In her mind, he deserved every ounce that came his way, in all his annoying, self-esteemed nonsense. Seeing him squirm and run around in agony, that was true bliss. 

His plan to destroy the world- which of course would never work- were in her way. A distraction from her games.

“You’re joking r-” no, Gaz. This was the perfect opportunity. Revenge. “Actually… Here.”

In a moment’s notice she acquires a large container of cinnamon and a spoon. “Put a full spoonful in your mouth and swallow. It’s a fun meme.”

“Zim does not joke!”  Even though he still felt odd from eating the pod, Zim snatched the cinnamon from his rival’s sister.  “I am five hundred percent certain that this plan will work and Earth shall fall before ME.  ZIM.”

On a normal day, he would probably be dodging putting all this foreign stuff into his system.  However, this was all for the benefit of the Irken Empire.

The spoon, full of cinnamon, was put into Zim’s mouth.

He couldn’t swallow, but he refused to open his mouth.  His entire body shook slightly at the effort to keep his mouth closed.  Finally, a puff of cinnamon exited Zim’s mouth and he fell over again.

From the ground, he laughed.  “Victory for ZIM!”  It wasn’t really a victory, but he refused to act like he was defeated by an earth spice and a cleaning pod. He coughed as more puffs of cinnamon came from his mouth, but he just kept laughing.  “Are there more pitiful earth memes that Zim must do before he is given his rightful title as ruler of the internet?!”

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I saw a few of the beep beep how’s my portrayal memes going around so I just want you all to know that you are a wonderful thing to wake up to and I love catching up on all the things I missed.

Especially everyone saying fuck.  That was beautiful and I’m sad I slept through it.

On another note: My anxiety is acting up this morning so I’ll be back in a few hours to respond to Gaz and maybe reblog another meme for if anyone else wants to interact with Zim.

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Hmmmm, either kiss a human or Tak?

“...”

“NO.  Zim refuses this offer!”  The thought of kissing a human just makes him want to scrub his face with cleaning chalk until he feels clean again, and as for Tak...Zim enjoys being alive.

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As I said last night, I have a second version of Zim who is actually my first version of Zim that I might prefer playing if people enjoy him.

More headcanons and stuff for him under the cut:

After 16 years on the planet, Zim knows a lot about humans.  However, he still screws up a lot: mixing up words, confusing two different things, etc.

In some of the multiverses he visits, he doesn’t even bother with his disguise, since there are weirder things than him in them.  Sometimes people don’t even give the 3ish foot tall green skinned “kid” a second glance.

Zim still hates humans.  However due to the fact he has accepted that he is stuck here, he has learned to tolerate them slightly.  Most of the friends he has made are just enough not-human for him to get along with.

He has a new base, far away from his old base.  It’s in a more remote location with less people.

He prefers to travel around multiverses to hang out with friends he has met.  The multiverses can be future, past, present, anything.  He actually does a pretty good job at keeping everything stable by not mentioning things he has seen in other iterations of the universe.

Zim gets depressed a lot, but due to his personality, it’s really hard to tell.  He won’t even completely open up to his friends.

He can still travel to space, but he only does it when he needs superior technology to do something.  He doesn’t go anywhere near Irken space, however.

Zim hasn’t seen Dib in over 8 years.  GIR (and Minimoose) left about 5 years ago.

When Zim initially figured out the tallest weren’t coming and the mission was a lie, he fell into his first depressive episode.  However, he hid it well and continued attending his high school classes, but the weird “trying to take over earth” stuff stopped.  He just tried to gain the attention of the locals by building weird things to amuse them...like robotic pet cats with missile launchers built in because what is a robot without a missile launcher?  He still craved attention but he was also wary of befriending humans.

I can see this verse working pretty well with interacting with other Zims.  He’d probably even join in on conquering a planet or two with the other Zims.  (or at least trying to)  He still loves chaos, he just doesn’t have the motivation anymore.

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Would you ever kiss someone if it meant the tallest giving you whatever planet you wanted? And I don't mean a simple peck.

“A whole planet for Zim to rule over himself?”  Zim actually seemed to be considering this.

“Ugh.  Maybe?  The Tallest would have to be willing to part with a pretty good planet for Zim to consider it.  And it would also depend on the species Zim would have to be--” shutters “--kissing...”  Actually, Zim would probably do anything the Tallests asked of him...even if it meant going beyond his comfort zones.  Not that that was something he’d ever admit to.

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“I shall become the biggest meme on earth.  AND THEN ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ZIM.”

With that exclaimed, Zim looked down at the strange human cleaning thing in his hand.  It took a few seconds, but Zim popped it into his mouth...

...and started screaming.

After running in circles for a few moments, he fell to the floor.  “It...tastes...like..GIR’S WAFFLES.”  It was too late to spit it out, but he could feel his insides burning.  Stupid humans, why would they invent something like this?  The pain would be worth it to become ruler of the internet.  Zim told himself this as he wobbled his way back to a standing position.

Clearly still in pain, Zim stood proudly before Gaz.  “Zim has completed...the meme.”  After a small gasp of pain, Zim continued.  “Zim must complete another meme, quickly!  Give Zim MORE MEMES.”

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“…Right.” Eating detergent pods was definitely normal behavior, but it wasn’t exactly advisable. She did try to warn him, at least… so that was all she could do.

Instead of continuing an attempt to stop him, in vain, she’d just sit with her GS4 and await the aftermath. This was bound to be, at the very least, entertaining. Gaz knew full well that it should make him sick.

“You know what, Zim? You’re right. Meme away. Become the biggest meme on Earth.”

Gaz’s attempt to warn him… well, that was enough in her book.

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“I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.” ( Mar from @the-monoxide-divison )

Zim stood atop the rubble of one of his greatest robots yet.  Even though that robot had just exploded and crumbled to nothing, Zim was laughing like he had just won something.  However he was approached and decided to calm down enough to hear what was being said.

“If mankind sucks so much, then why not destroy it?  Give me reasons.” Zim wasn’t going to be swayed, but he’d enjoy hearing pathetic reasons why the pathetic humans should be spared from their pathetic-ness.

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“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.” via gaming-membrane

“Zim…knew this.”  He actually didn’t.  Zim had spent most of the day trying to prove his humanity by re-enacting things GIR had shown him from the internets.  “However, many normal earth children, of which I am one, do things like this to spread their culture and behaviors, correct?”

The alien turned around, rubbing his hands together.  “And once Zim infiltrates and becomes a meme, he will have conquered this puny ball of dirt’s main form of communication and WILL RULE EARTH.”

He turned back to Gaz, smiling.  “You know, normal earth behaviors.”

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