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“I’m here for you.” ( Mar from the-monoxide-divison )

Zim was confused.  Why would Marcy say something like that to him?  Why were her words comforting to him?  “Uhhhh...”  He couldn’t look at her while he thought of a response.  With a cough to try to change the mood, Zim put on his usual bravado.

“Zim needs no one.”  He was an invader after all.  Invaders didn’t need other people!  All was in service to the Tallest!  

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Zim was surprised that his horrible ingenious plan was working.  He couldn’t let his Tallest know that he didn’t have full control of what was happening on Earth, especially when it came to his own robotic servants.

As always, he didn’t notice the laughs of the others.  He was far too focused on making sure he was in full control of the situation.  It was beginning to dawn on Zim, however, that he would really have to act out on this plan in order to give a full report...

He could do this.

“Yes, of course, my Tallest.  It will be the best report you have ever heard!”  He just hoped this would all work out in his favor.  GIR would need to go collect cats and onesies.  Then they would have to get the hundreds of cats into the onesies.  The claws they would have to face...but it would all be worth it to please his Tallest.  Even Zim was beginning to realize how odd this plan was, but he was too stubborn to change his mind and tell the truth.  The wheels in his mind were turning.  He’d make this work.

“While your consideration is appreciated, I believe I can find all the materials I need here on Earth.  The cats, the onesies, and a cannon to shoot the cats out of.”

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    antennae  shoots  straight  up  at  his  CLAIM  !  surely,  this  was  a  JOKE ! 

           (  she  couldn’t  help  , but  feel  as  though  purple  &  red   were  starting  to  sound  more  right  in  their  claims  that  the invader  zim  was  indeed  –  CRAZY  !  )     

        bee   reached  up  ,   smoothing  her  antennas down  and  giving a  small  smile.  ignoring  the  other  tallest  who  laughed  behind   their  wicked   hands  at  the  earth  invader    .       no  ,  no  -  this  wouldn’t  do !     yet  ,  she  would  indeed  fake  in front  of  the  other  tallest’s  pretending  that  this  was  INDEED  A  WONDERFUL  PLAN  !    

          ❝   excellent  thinking  ,   zim !  ❞    she  refused  to  give  up  hope  on  the  invader  .   ❝   I   expect  a   FULL  SCALE   report  on  the  progress  in   three  day’s   time   !  ❞   she  clasped  her  hands  together  and  gave  a  BRAVE  FACE  !  (   if  only   to   fool   purple  &  red   that  zim  ,  could   do  this  ! even  if   this  plan  was   FAR  FETCHED !  ) 

      ❝   is  there  anything  here  at  the  armada  we  can   provide  ?  ❞   she  asked  with  a  nod.  she  truly  did  want  to  help  the  earth invader   ,   unlike  the  others.  

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“Is the cat in a onesie?”

Zim had called to give his latest report, but when he was met with the question, he had to look behind him.  Sure enough, there was a cat in a onesie.  It had to have been GIR’s doing, but Zim couldn’t let that be known.  This could be the start of some ingenious plan that he could be praised for.

“Ahh yes.  The cat is in a onesie.  It’s...all part of my next plan to take over this miserable planet!  I shall disguise all the cats in these onesies so these pathetic humans don’t realize that they are cats!  Then I will sneak them close to the humans and see which ones swell up like balloons and then, with some of the humans out of the way, the rest will fall easily enough!  And then the world will be ours to do with as we please!”

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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Rewrote my Rules page, hopefully this time for good.  It’s still mostly just common things but I wanted to expand a little on some rules.  It shouldn’t change things too much but my anxiety just wouldn’t stop until I redid them.

Anyways, I’m going to try and do blog things today so feel free to send me stuff!  (Maybe I’ll repost my promo so that it goes to this blog instead of my old sideblog too)

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I’m sitting here plotting things for other RPs and my mind keeps wandering back to Zim and what I could do with him.

For some reason College!AU has come to mind.  An AU where Zim just keeps going with his plans and “It’s normal to go to college after you graduate high school” is said and Zim freaks out because he needs to get into college to look normal, right?

I imagine he chooses a subject he thinks he knows everything about...so maybe astronomy or engineering or something similar, but fails most of his essays and tests because his knowledge of space and technology differs from what his professors know about the same subjects.  Zim is too stubborn to stoop to their levels for the grades.

It’s probably not something I’ll ever write or give a ton of thought to, but a thought I felt like throwing out here anyways

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“You filthy worm children thought you had seen the last of me?”

“You will never be free from the grand schemes of me, ZIM!”

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The Zimvasion begins. Look at all the Zims. Now I just have to find all the other characters to follow. (I will probably make another promo tomorrow when I get on that starter I owe)

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I get on for a minute to catch up and see there is hate...so I want everyone involved who sees this to know you guys are great Zims.  I’m following some of you and thanks to that post I’m going to follow more of you.

I’m normally afraid to follow first but I’ve been in this fandom for about two weeks and this is the most accepting and friendly place I’ve seen in a long time, even if I haven’t interacted with many of you.

Anyways, back to my projects.  Looking forward to the Zim apocalypse when we all get together and our Zims conquer this small speck of dirt in this vast universe. 

Promise I’ll start posting IC soon, this week has just been busy for me ;-;

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Won’t be on much today because I’m working on finishing up some projects, however like this post(or comment) and I’ll get a starter out for you when I can! (probably tomorrow afternoon)

Also, mutuals, feel free to add me on discord!  I’ll be there most of today while I work on stuff

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I just moved my Zim from a sideblog to a main blog so if anyone is still interested in RPing with me please like or reblog this post and let me check out your blogs!

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