red-leader-langfeldt

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Ah. I remember that. Someone took notes on it and they are filed away somewhere. One of the nurses theorized your body harbored a small pocket dimension.

sometimes I do miss my eyes

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Right.

Have you considered wearing one dangly earring and some lipstick?

I do wear one earring, but just a small ring. I had two, but I dropped one down the shower drain by accident and have not replaced it yet.

The lipstick, though… hm.

No.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

You crack me up, you know that?

okay pronouns

Yes. Pronouns.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

MY WHAT?

thoughts on catboys?

Besides the obvious sexual applications that everyone else seems to enjoy the concept for, I find myself quite intrigued by the concept of combining human and animal characteristics. Sure, they have ears and a tail, and maybe even claws, but what about reflexes? Teeth? Eyes? Enhanced hearing or sense of smell? Textured tongue? Accelerated hair growth all over the body? Agility? Muscle density? There are so many questions at hand with a specimen like that. It goes much deeper than just outward appearance.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Agreed. Funny, though.

You are like a wine aunt to me

This one also has a second part. This is a really interesting statement I have never received before.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Did you just rate my pronouns? What is the criteria?

okay pronouns

Yes. Pronouns.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Can you? That is interesting.

You are like a wine aunt to me

This one also has a second part. This is a really interesting statement I have never received before.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

The emotional and understanding pervert

What in the hell. Why am I being called a pervert?

[red-leader-langfeldt]

You are the sensitive and respectful pervert

… what?

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Are you fishing for something, here?

Have you considered wearing one dangly earring and some lipstick?

I do wear one earring, but just a small ring. I had two, but I dropped one down the shower drain by accident and have not replaced it yet.

The lipstick, though… hm.

No.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Ha. I will make sure you are on the front lines if that does happen.

staysafe-bluesoldier asked:

wait I didn't think about how that might come across as a question about your religion. I meant do you think we'll ever fight a wizard

First of all, you did not insult my beliefs. At least, not in any way that matters. Trust me, I have heard a lot worse.

That aside, I think this is an interesting question. For whether magic exists in our own universe, I’d wager not, or else we would know by now. But other universes are still a possibility. And with all these crossover anomalies popping up, we may very well need to fight a wizard. If nothing else, it should be an interesting experience.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

That is not what I was insinuating.

thoughts on catboys?

Besides the obvious sexual applications that everyone else seems to enjoy the concept for, I find myself quite intrigued by the concept of combining human and animal characteristics. Sure, they have ears and a tail, and maybe even claws, but what about reflexes? Teeth? Eyes? Enhanced hearing or sense of smell? Textured tongue? Accelerated hair growth all over the body? Agility? Muscle density? There are so many questions at hand with a specimen like that. It goes much deeper than just outward appearance.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Alright. There are all the asks that have been accumulating in my inbox for the past few months. Thank you to everyone you sent one in, even the… strange ones.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Do you still like bacon? :D

Yes. Of course I do. Nothing could change that about me. A good slice of bacon is one of the greatest pleasures in life.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Have you considered wearing one dangly earring and some lipstick?

I do wear one earring, but just a small ring. I had two, but I dropped one down the shower drain by accident and have not replaced it yet.

The lipstick, though… hm.

No.

[red-leader-langfeldt]

Like you're kind of fabulous with it

Actually, the next one may also pertain to this ask and the previous one. I am really not sure what about me screams “fabulous,” but. Thank you?

[red-leader-langfeldt]

You are like a wine aunt to me

This one also has a second part. This is a really interesting statement I have never received before.