red-wasabi89
red-wasabi89
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red-wasabi89 · 20 days ago
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Bob: alright guys hug it out
*the Thunderbolts all struggle into a group hug*
John: who took my wallet?
Yelena: sorry
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red-wasabi89 · 23 days ago
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Biden Surgeon General: Harvard University magna cum laude in biochemical sciences, Yale M.D. and M.B.A. and an actual physician
Trump Surgeon general: literally some random lady.
#BestPeople
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red-wasabi89 · 23 days ago
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Bob: Come on, Walker. Fight me!
John: Look at the size of you, Bobby. What are you gonna do? Kick my ankle?
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Yelena: Why is Walker crying on the floor.
Bucky: Bob kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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red-wasabi89 · 23 days ago
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red-wasabi89 · 1 month ago
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We live in actual hell
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red-wasabi89 · 1 month ago
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red-wasabi89 · 1 month ago
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Reporter: Miss De Fontaine, why is there a Captain America and a Captain Russia in the new Avengers?
Valentina: We wanted a really diverse team. Next.
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red-wasabi89 · 1 month ago
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red-wasabi89 · 1 month ago
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Scarlet ibises are vivid red wading birds native to South America and the Caribbean. They inhabit wetlands, feeding mainly on crustaceans, which give them their striking color (crustaceans like shrimp and crabs contain the carotenoid astaxanthin responsible for the color). Known for their long, curved bills and social behavior, scarlet ibises often nest in large colonies near water.
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red-wasabi89 · 2 months ago
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Draco: huh, Pottah, can’t find a girlfriend for the ball?
Harry: shut up, you’re probably without a partner too
Draco: for your information, I can ask anyone and they’ll agree
Harry: really? why don’t you ask me then?
Draco: why don’t you ask me by yourself, Potter?
Harry: scared, Malfoy?
Draco: you wish, Pottah
Harry: pff, meet you at 5
Draco: wear something white so that we match, it shouldn't be hard for you
Harry: fine
Draco: fine
Ron: I’m not fine…
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red-wasabi89 · 2 months ago
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