🪻they/them || 22 🪻 occasional artist, longtime communist, forever homosexual, currently deviling my minions
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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."
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PRESIDENT OF DROPOUT GIVE ME ONE CHANCE
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I will not post or send a picture just because I "look fat"! If we all keep doing that nothing will ever change! The people in my life know what I look like and they love me and they like seeing me!!!
I will not tone down my smile so my cheeks look smaller!! I will not make my happiness shrink just to make my eyes more visible!! I don’t care if it makes my smile more pleasant!!! I don’t exist to be pleasant!!!!!! I will not retake a picture until I look thin enough!!!!!!! they will not beat the joy I was born with out of me!!!!!!! my joy doesn’t exist to fit an aesthetic!!!! my joy is ever shifting and abundant as the seas!!!!!!!! eat my ass!!!!!!!
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I'm not alone in this!! I wasn't online enough to catch on early so a week ago someone had to reveal to me that it is not in fact a word for vulva. I thought it made sense cause labia, lab, labubu... made some of the sentences I read very interesting
“labubu” sounds like a word your auntie would use with your baby cousin to mean “vulva”
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I was given the quest by @superiorcanine to describe my self only with pictures already in my camera roll. This was very fun to put together thank you so much for your interest. Hard to do without doxxing myself, especially cause I rarely download or screenshot any internet posts, or at least I delete them after sending them on. Fun thing is that does mean that these are all pictures I took personally (and a screenshot of a drawing I made)







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i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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I love going to bed. I lay down on the comfiest object I own (bed) and my only job for the next 8-10 hours is to be as cozy as possible
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INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY
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someone take my phone privileges away, this is the stupidest thing i've done. just...a completely normal show.
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thomas lawrence truly the cardinal of all time. he hates himself and wants to die but is too english and catholic to commit to it. he crashes out 24/7 and is so so tired all the time. he has blue eyes and a receding hairline. he is going through a crisis of faith. everyone in the vatican needs to fuck him so bad and desires him carnally but he's none the wiser.
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cardinal matteo maria zuppi president of the italian episcopal conference save me cardinal matteo maria zuppi president of the italian episcopal conference
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im losing my mind and this is evidence
#conclave#matteo zuppi#zuppi nation#thats a term i invented its like me and the three people im holding at gun point here
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The pope poll winner is known! Congratulations to Matteo Zuppi for winning the tumblr vote, which is the most important vote of all
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