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evil and intimidating horse

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Okay yay official designs for my girls

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah, well, I asked the mute ghost of the little boy in my attic. He possessed my son, tried to attack my neighbour who turned out to be his childoohd best friend, and my neighbour took him to his parents to tell them how he really died. I still feel a presence looking out for me.

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are they putting him down???

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I love how sfth fans have certain quotes engraved into their vocabulary. You’re using hand sanitizer? It must be in a small bottle then. No other containers for hand sanitizers exist. We’re out of bananas? Where are we getting our potassium from?? You like girls? Congratulations, have you embarked (or disembarked) on a successful lesbian relationship yet? Have you told your partner that you love her you love everything about her you love her body you love her eyes you love her soul you love her mind?

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sfth the only media where u get to see a 6'5" 35 year old british man with a beard say very sincerely "i am a lesbian"

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drew Derek as an offering for pride month 🏳️‍🌈

Pretty proud of how his shirt + handkerchief/neck scarf thingy turned out. Wish the hands had turned out better but, practice makes perfect

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you know what? i'm done. i'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] become a teMPLE TO DESTRUCTION. AN ENGINE OF WAR. A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS. A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RAGE BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION.

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Thank you Tom for choosing sexy melancholy

Another study :)

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HAPPY 7 YEARS OF SFTH LONGFORMS!!

“Oh My God, Is This A Joke?” was the first official longform posted on the SFTH Youtube channel on June 20th 2018. 

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Do you see the vision…?

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there are lots of things to do during pride! for example, you could dig up your mother's grave, take her clothes, and dress your father in them to make him into your new mother! :)

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ROUND 1 - THE GASOLINE SALESMAN vs CONTESSA VALENTINA ALLEGRA DE FONTAINE

Will the Gasoline Salesman be able to sell Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine a whole truckload of gas-o-line in exchange for Contessa committing arson?

OR will Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine sell the Gasoline Salesman a supposed chance at redemption when there is no other option in exchange for power, control, and/or good optics?

PROPAGANDA

THE GASOLINE SALESMAN

"He's iconic and could be Satan. Watch this video (from about 10:00 to about 12:30) https://youtu.be/w-zySKcaVXg?si=zUAbgJQtSgs1y4TM&t=600"

CONTESSA VALENTINA ALLEGRA DE FONTAINE

"guys she’s literally a toxic girlboss with a fucked up past she manipulates narratives to her own benefit, sometimes via manipulating fucked up people with particular skill sets (cough killing cough) to do her bidding even manipulated and arrested her own ex-husband to get what she wanted"

"pls she’s just so cunty idc if she wins, like that’d be awesome but I just want more people to yap abt her :)"

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I love Tom in the background here, someone give this man a break

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A little drawing I did of Peter Steven.

I tried to make him look at least a bit like Tom, mostly with the hair because Tom has a little curl that whole play (though Tom’s is the other way)

I’m very proud of myself because I’m bad at drawing boys, children, and people with excited expressions and I think I achieved all three!

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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burglary and bobsledding notes !!

note: the beginning ones are out of order bc i started doing this in the middle of watching, but i think from “tom’s singing 10/10” they should all be in order again 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

rating: 10/10

• accents are hard

• having consistent ones are harder (?)

• that’s one of the weirdest birth experiences i’ve heard in a while 😭😭

• 3-way handshake !!

• OH NO HES DEAD???

• swedish house mafia sounds reasonable enough

• this is fun to watch as someone who’s part swedish

• tom’s singing 10/10

• “it’s weird doing it with 2 hands”

• “show me” “i’m showing you 🤨”

• THEIR BOBSLED WAS SABOTAGED WHAT

• oh mic cut out

• “and i did a little murder :D”

• these notes are all sorts of out of order i am so sorry, but i am just typing as i remember things

• “worlds, plural?” multiple worlds yes (apparently)

• “no we are not xenophobic we are swedish” 😭😭

• “i never said we didn’t have problems, im not even going to try to defend-“ probably a wise move yeah 😭😭

• aj playing 2 characters here very nice

• anddd the mic doesn’t want us to know what aj thinks about germans lmao

• “powerful things i can do in the back there, understand?” 😰

• a letter!!

• ah a letter from his dead brother

• “this isn’t a height joke” lmao

• “i’m going to go off to welsh heaven”

• ANDRÈ BEETROOT IS BACK!!!

• aj playing 3 characters very nice

• A MURDR CONFESSION :0

• “keep the umbilical cords together” 😭😭😭

• “i think i can see the end of the race now” oh noooo :((

• can’t believe bobsledding killed both his brother and his father wow