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Photo Album of my Addikshon

I just rose my difficulty level from red to

I also put on one of these flashy nameplates

(which are incredibly confusing from the visual standpoint by the way)

And it was surprising but on the first try...

White was a bit sus of me next round

Nevertheless

People were in awe

Believers beware on the Second Coming ;)

Something big was going on yesterday in the Skeld's medical department (before getting disconnected from the best lobby per usual)

Then there was this weird mix in classic but still won

5 people speedrun and successful, let's just save it here and forget about those other less fruitful impostor games of mine

And the award of the best comeback of the week goes to

Yours,

Sus Not Ded

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Would You Rather Day 8

8. Would you rather go without the internet or a car for a month?

How can you possibly go without internet for a month... My life would just freeze, also don't even start me on the mount of missed Skype calls from my family.

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Would You Rather Day 7

7. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout everything?

Would you rather buy a voice amplifier for £29.99 or maul your throat to the bone with laryngitis?

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That match where I shapeshifted into my Impostor pal in front of another crewmate near the end of the game after the crew seriously sussed them so I get voted out and they carry on for the finish line

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Would You Rather Day 6

6. Would you rather have a rewind button in your life or a pause button in your life?

Hmm. Let me see

oops got carried away

What was that again?

Oki next question

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Would You Rather Day 5

5. Would you have piercings or tattoos?

Tattoos. Piercings make me anxious, especially when there are many. They look cool, so I admire people who can pull it off. But I for one am way too scared if one of them gets stuck in clothing and I might tear it out with my skin... Bleuch.

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Would You Rather Day 4

4. Would you rather have more time or money?

But you'll never know how much time you have! Unless you're standing in front of the ticking bomb of course :D

This question reminded me of this joke:

Two men of Chelm went out for a walk, when suddenly it began to rain. “Quick,” said one. “Open your umbrella.” “It won’t help,” said his friend. “My umbrella is full of holes.” “Then why did you bring it?” “I didn’t think it would rain!”

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Would You Rather Day 3

3. Would you rather fly or read minds?

Obviously fly. Mind reading is useless.

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You accidentally activate self-report but everyone in the meeting starts accusing innocent people they sussed before

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Would You Rather Day 2

2. Would you rather get a dream vacation for two weeks or spend a week with anyone in the world?

I wanted to go back home for two weeks this summer, but politics got in the way. If there is an opportunity to spend at least a week with my friend from abroad, I'll take it.

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Would You Rather Day 1

I chose this challenge because I played the same game very recently actually, in pizzeria after graduation. My peers came up with this idea to get to know each other, which in my opinion is genius. It allows you to learn about how a person thinks before anything else.

The questions themselves are meaningless. It's about what you choose and how you justify why it's a win.

So, without further ado...

Would you rather live in a world where there are no problems or live in a world where you rule?

Did you notice how this implies that the only world without problems is ruled by anybody but me? Like, "here's an obvious choice if you want a life full of pleasure, but you're going to look like a doofus if you make it".

Hypothetically a world without problems sounds rad. I mean things like wars, hunger, poverty, injustice in general. All gone. As a fellow human being I'd like choose a life of comfort for everyone.

Then again, about this world where I kinda rule...

Am I the one who chooses gravity settings now? And I can test it by sending cars in air from trampoline? Do I get to be the Earth Ambassador for space travel? Which means that I'm the first human to see aliens after they were confirmed friendly right? And I can freeze time, delete all doors or build a wall around any pool in the world and use motherlode? As for my campaign, I shall be able withdraw all funds from the military, stop all wars because them are broke now and build a domed forest with a cabin hidden inside on Mars as a reward for myself.

Anyway, a world without problems sounds nice, but humanity needs to face obstacles to progress, or it's just unrealistic. I'd rather choose a world where I can commute to work like Spider Man.

P. S. If I ever get assassinated then only like this

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Shelf of Challenges

I'm choosing which one of these to do. Every blog needs activity after all. Plus I'm quite proud of the mindset I've built up over the years. Sharing a small fracture of it in one of these is a no-brainer, and who knows? Maybe I'll come back one day and see what will have changed.

10 RANDOM QUESTIONS

1. Ten random facts about yourself 2. Nine things you enjoy doing 3. Eight celebrity crushes  4. Seven things you want to say to seven people  5. Six different quotes 6. Five songs your addicted to 7. Four fears/phobias 8  Three favorite movies 9. Two wishes 10. One confession

9 QUESTIONS TUMBLR CHALLENGE 1. What’s your definition of beauty? 2. Have you ever change your appearance or personality when meeting someone new?  3. When’s the last time you dedicated your time to do homework, project, etc? 4. What’s your fears? Did you overcome those fears? 5. What’s the appropriate age to marry someone you love?  6. Have you ever done anything extreme over the years?  7. List your dream team. (Put together 5 celebrities, athletes, fictional characters etc you would like to see work with someday)  8. Have you or someone ever stood up to someone?  9. What’s the most difficult decision you had to make?

WOULD YOU RATHER PT. 3

1.Would you rather live in a world where there are no problems or live in a world where you rule?

2. Would you rather get a dream vacation for two weeks or spend a week with anyone in the world?

3. Would you rather fly or read minds?

4. Would you rather have more time or money?

5. Would you have piercings or tattoos? 

6. Would you rather have a rewind button in your life or a pause button in your life?

7. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout everything?

8. Would you rather go without the internet or a car for a month?

9. Would you rather have to sit all day or stand all day?

10. Would you rather sing every word you speak or always speak in rhymes?

9 DAY TUMBLR CHALLENGE

9 day tumblr challenge  day 01 - explain your tumblr name day 02 - post a picture that makes you smile day 03 -have you changed in the last year day 04 - a habit you wish you didn’t posess day 05 - list your biggest fears day 06 - has tumblr changed your life day 07 - post a picture of your dream home day 08 - what are you looking forward to day 09 - recommend a tumblr blog you love

5 HOURS OF TRUTH TUMBLR CHALLENGE

Note: you don’t have to wait for an hour to answer 

Hour 1. Something you need to forgive yourself for Hour 2. Someone you didn’t want to let go, but just drifted Hour 3. Something people seem to always compliment you on Hour 4. Something you hope to do in your life. Hour 5. Something you hate and love about yourself.

10 DAY LETTER CHALLENGE

day 1. write a letter to your past self.

day 2. write a letter to your your future self

day 3. write a letter to your parents

day 4. write a letter to your siblings

day 5. write a letter to your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush

day 6. write a letter to your best friend 

day 7. write a letter to a stranger 

day 8. write a letter to someone you’ve been thinking about lately 

day 9. write a letter to someone that changed your life 

day 10. write a letter to yourself

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I did it, ladies and gents...

Among Us, the Player Alignment chart.

See below for credits and 2AM reflections.

By the way. I got a bit tired in the artistic process and aligned some sussy titties for you to spot. Enjoy.

Credits:

This post on Reddit (themanhimself13) for breaking down each box in the alignment.

This youtuber (Viral Kingdom) for naming fonts used in Among Us.

Also this Reddit post (JLexoo) for cutting out in-game icons.

That sums it up.

I'm drained. Tumblr decided to give me hard time blurring my hard work in and out, then reveal that, lol hey, did you know if you save it as draft and then review, it'll be as crisp as uncompressed?

Chat illustrations are still foggy for PC users though, so have a go to this link if you want to view & download full:

Business talk ends here, now hear me out.

You know those old Among Us memes where they take bean colors and give player traits based on that? Like "cyan the worst crewmate", "brown never gets it right", "dies first", "accuses everyone", all that spite.

"It Is A mEmE A JOkE" yeah yeah and so horribly not funny because it's not real. Sure, there are patterns in players' behavior. Sure, they can drive you nuts. But they just aren't created by bean colors, it's stupid.

Anyhow, Among Us has brought together quite a crowd, gotta say. That's why I always have my fingers on the hot key to snap a screenshot whenever I realise: "Oooh, now this looks like a tendency."

Over time this game became like an online chat where I get to play games on top of communicating. Remember George Costanza and how he combined his two passions? There you have it.

Now I can finally rest. Even when I drop Among Us like... well, many things get dropped in life, I will feel proud for not wasting my time on nothing. I wasted my time collecting screenshots, making funny notes nobody read, and trying to make up for it by coming back on terms with Photoshop.

Thanks Innersloth and everyone who got webbed into my alignment for providing most of its content. Play well.

Yours, Sus Not Ded

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Now I’m hooked. I was recommended this movie by a friend but it ended up in “friend suggestions” pile. Bless this post.

Guys. GUYS.

I may have watched Glass Onion one too many times and only now realized that they actually put a full-on Among Us scenario in there with the whole “Light out!” part!

That’s literally what you do to sabotage as an Imposter.

There’s a gun.

Everyone runs around trying to fulfill their little tasks/trying to survive/panicking.

Birdie even has a comically large knife.

AND THEN BLANC DRAGS EVERYONE AWAY FROM THE BODY TO HOLD AN EMERGENCY MEETING.

I’m probably the last one to realize this, but it’s just so visually neat I had to gush for a moment. Foreshadowing (affectionate).

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Among Ass Moment VI: Serious Metaplayer

At this point I record everything that should make me hit the brakes and s t o p playing games, but it strangely pulls me back like bees are drawn to honey... No. More like a Pallas's cat begs to be petted. That is the epithet.

("Something special" I promised will arrive soon – as soon as I straighten out my hands to get back on with some Photoshop magic)

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One day in one of those Thursday lobbies... Player 1: I trusted them because they scanned Player 2, dubiously: We play with vis off? Me, supportively: But no visuals? Player 1, annoyed: Is this even a question like you guys know how to play this game. They need to be aligned on the scanner. It's very difficult to fake. Why are you even arguing when I'm using logical thinking. Me, carefully: I'm not telling you not to trust someone but that's still not 100% imp-proof Next round a bunch of people are standing on the scan the wrong way. Crewmate gets killed.

Literally everyone: *discussing fervently* Me, a party animal: *asks if those people on scanner were trying to do what I thought they did just for fun* Player 1: I will vote red for annoying me

The imp gets voted out by 99%, with 1% being a vote for me. Me: Ever heard of humo—

Now wasn't that a gist of exceptional kindness of our dear comrade Stalin

Yours, Sus Not Ded

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Still Not Ded In 2O23

Hi hi hi there. Happy New Year! Hope that you didn't have to cancel that trip to Madrid next summer because you spent all your savings on those hot holiday deals.

I'm back to my addiction and I actually have something special for this blog. So many beautiful women subscribed to me, I can't just leave it there without any notice.

Be back soon...

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Such a nice lobby yesterday… Maybe except the first one where everybody left after I played as seeker. Don’t blame them, though, I was more shocked than my crewmates and went berserk. Like, a dog-spooked-by-fireworks berserk.

I got this role immediately when I logged in after about a week of non-playing;

I didn’t watch any videos about this new mode except the official trailer (big mistake);

Also when I realised I was on Polus, it was too late.

And most lobbies played on the Skeld! Surely I could’ve taken care to look at the maps assigned to each lobby, but noooo, I just jumped straight into it thinking “Nah, it can’t be more terrifying and soul-racing than the original.” I prepared for a quick jog around the Skeld – with great music, by the way, really inspires to let it all out and sort of free yourself of chains that have been restricting you for a long time and finally just murder people – but then I saw falling snow and purple soil and that I kinda have zero idea what I’m doing?..

Why is my character being exposed as impostor before the start of the game?

Why is it falling drunk on the ground?– Oh, no, it’s just a little cute monster. Me.

All that excitement only to end up being stuck figuring out how to open decontamination doors. I managed to kill most of my crewmates somehow, but the timer just ran out while I was still in medbay.

I think I refurbished that tiny hospital into a morgue unintentionally... I don't think any of those poor souls were prepared for the seeker to spend the whole game in one location. I mean, it was convenient – for me– they were all running in packs into me pretty much asking for it and I just didn't see much reason to bother going outside. Just like in real life, save the first part. Nobody runs into where I am. And I don't kill for it usually.

See? It’s the map. Map make me lose. Map stupid. Not me. It’s all your fault, Polus.

On a serious note, the controls. I got stuck in medbay because I couldn’t open the decontamination doors with my usual keys and because Polus is stupid. Also spamming Q button while on death timer bring so much excitement into my life that I might’ve been distracted by the sheer outburst of serotonin that blinded my brain.

I already saw people flexing in chat that they were on the seeker win streak, you know, "the usual things pro gamers talk about", meanwhile after I left the first lobby where all people left at once after playing just one game with me as seeker and ran over to another because I literally killed the first one – like, players-wise, I literally killed it, it died after I played only one game – it was so good, and crew was so supportive and non-toxic, except I never got seeker again.

But I was pretty good tasking and escaping the seeker. I got solo survivor twice, and close calls with a bare minimum of survivors, so it was… Not fun, but I feel like it opened some of my chakras that need to be reaaaally shaken to spiral out on my new wave of addiction to Among Us.