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oh. my. god.

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I am strong. I am invincible. I am woman.       (Happy Holidays, Sophie!) *:･ﾟ✧

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nawet śmiechłam

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Before Going Anywhere 🕰

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me:

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+ I have no idea how to ride but I will magiclly learn in one week and win a competition against people actually advanced.of course i will learn Behind Everybody’s Back, bc why not. 

every horse movie: hi my name is kady and i am a Troubled Teen™ and i’m super frustrated because this ranch has no wifi. at least there’s a cute boy who i made eye contact with! ugh look at all these horses, especially that Troubled Horse™ who Only Lets Me Ride Him

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From here on out, to avoid confusion, I am going to end any joking statement I write on tumblr dot com with a large, high-res photograph of a clown, to indicate that it’s written in jest.

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What does your tag "it is what it is says love" mean? Did I miss something important here?

aaaaa ksjdk no you didnt miss anything in the show but ive been tagging all of the john being held by sherlock thing fCUKGSHitwhut with that because of the poem “Was es ist” by Erich Fried (heres its translation);

It is nonsensesays reasonIt is what it issays loveIt is calamitysays calculationIt is nothing but painsays fearIt is hopelesssays insightIt is what it issays loveIt is ludicroussays prideIt is foolishsays cautionIt is impossiblesays experienceIt is what it is says love

like even if it WASNT intentional the whole poem just makes me think of sherlock so yano i just Fucking Went For It slkdjksldj its my blog title too lmao

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We dont pay enough attention to this. He was drinking at the beginning, he drank on Many Happy Returns...

don’t john…

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come back go away i want to leave i want to stay

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By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)