redmageposting
redmageposting
hydaleyn's eepiest caster
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she/her, bad at everything. please be 18+ or don't follow me. hi, my name is skye. 20. im addicted to green tea, cranberry ginger ale, and red mage
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redmageposting · 4 months ago
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Abolish Tesla.
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redmageposting · 4 months ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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redmageposting · 4 months ago
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You have to call me princess. It’s important. If you don’t your princess will start crying
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redmageposting · 4 months ago
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nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this
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redmageposting · 4 months ago
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if i were a princess femme and i had a loyal knight butch at my beck and call i would always command her to venture out on a quest of great import to attain great renown and glory but every time it would just be me sending her downtown to buy me takeout
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redmageposting · 6 months ago
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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
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redmageposting · 6 months ago
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She chomp on my chain till I WOOF WOOF WOOF
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redmageposting · 7 months ago
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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this
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redmageposting · 7 months ago
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elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's
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redmageposting · 9 months ago
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dont blog with a boner everyone can tell.
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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i don’t think he clicked through
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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Triple Iono comics!
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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The funniest thing about biphobia is that when it's directed towards men it's just homophobia and when it's directed towards women it's just misogyny. But the woke kind so it's actually okay
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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FFXIV drinks--full set!
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redmageposting · 10 months ago
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so ffxiv has this beloved meme
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and a cn player actually put this to the test (thankfully with homemade ballistic gel, NOT with their actual butthole) and they even [ documented it here ] and i can't stop laughing
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