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guy with a Thin Gold Line sticker on his car: Our superheroes are the only thing keeping the perverts and criminals at bay!

me (about to rear end him at mover 7 speed because i was texting the ward group chat while flying): how do you spell simurghussy

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I've come up with the most American possible exercise in the tradition of mood boarding. The car board. This one is "midwestern lesbian awakening after stealing your brother's playboy magazines." This is perhaps the most unhinged thing I have ever made.

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Are you perhaps a critter or very small bug ? Yes

*runs towards you at terrifying speed

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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CITATION NEEDED?!!!

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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So I was at the grocery store the other day, and—"What was I buying?" Not overnight oats, man, I got off that wagon after it turned out that the oats CEO guy was secretly a Fallen doomsday cultist. I mean, not that the oats did anything wrong, but the vibes were off, you know? Nah, I've been getting on that yogurt-slash-granola combo. "There's a lot of sugar in that?" 🤔 Post your mile time in chat right now, motherfucker. That's right, fucker, crickets. Anyway, so I was at the grocery store, and for context I was wearing a tee with a hero on it—"What hero?" For your edification it was Alexandria. So I'm checking out at the cashier and not the self-checkout because I support workers' rights, and the guy's kinda just giving me the stink eye. Like I swear, chat, he was staring me down like a fucking men's rights activist seeing someone with blue hair. And after a minute he just says, "You know Alexandria's American, right?" And I'm just looking at him and I'm like, "…Yeah, man. I'm aware." And the whole remainder of that transaction was fucking silent, bro. Like I guess I personally offended him by having a non-Canadian hero on my shirt. "Well, why weren't you wearing a Canadian hero shirt?" I don't know! I guess I didn't realize I was gonna be fact-checked by true patriots on my choice of attire at the fucking grocery store that day! Plus, like, c'mon, man—it's been ten years since I've been anywhere near a frat house, I'm an adult man with self respect, and I've got a four year old at home—I'm not gonna wear a t-shirt with a naked woman on it. "Narwhal's not naked?" …Sure, brother. You won't watch a movie with your parents if it's got a sex scene in it but okay, you're totally fine with the "she's got forcefields over her nipples" excuse.

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HEY!! 🫵 get back to writing

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I think a truth I could benefit from internalizing better is that the reason procrastination is bad isn't just cos of "practical" stuff such as "if you leave the task too late you might not have enough time to finish it" or whatever (although, that too), it's that having an uncompleted task in the queue just unavoidably takes a non-trivial mental toll, you have to hold that task in your medium-term memory, your thinking about the near future always has to account for the fact that you need to slot this task in somewhere... even if this kind of stuff is being processed mostly unconsciously it's still mental resources being devoted to this thing, mental resources that could be doing something else! Even if it makes literally no practical difference what time of day the thing gets done, the day where you do it at 9am is just automatically much better than the day where you do it at 9pm. It's very seductive to put something off because "it doesn't really matter when this gets done" but I think that's almost always a fake idea.

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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Let me just say, if I pulled a literal Goddess who played with me like her favorite doll, she wouldn't need the mind control

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artists supporting artists (slithering into your mutual's askbox to say "ur style is so beautiful 😍 now draw my fave please please please you're nothing")

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How all of those "death gives meaning to life" stories sound to me:

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DT Officer, Suiting Up!

So, I noticed the DT officer that got Jack Slash never got any fanart and I thought: Why not make it myself? Let's just say they painted her armor Dragon's colors after that.