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I was talking with a pharmacist I work with that I don’t respect anyone who uses AI and he looked at me like I shot him, turns out he uses grok for literally everything on the job.

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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

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Yo

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off amirite

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Some of my personal vampiric highlights from this year lol. I LOVE LOOKING LIKE A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT🖤

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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

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@suffarustuffaru hey so about Otto being Battat

The reason why Battat is Like That(TM) is because he got stolen from a D&D dice set and hasn't been used to make a convoluted scheme in a TTRPG in years

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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

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seen too much queen hate around lately so i gotta make one thing clear

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getting smacked in the face by a toyota camry, wrecking my motorcycle, and opening my eyes to this specific shard of my bike on the pavement next to me is divine poetry

ralsei splat my beloved, me too

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Thank you Olivia, may you destroy all their servers in your ascendance

guys don't worry about ai anymore

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I'm volunteering for a literary journal right now and there's two things I think you all should know.

1. Most people that submit to literary journals are cis white men. We know this because our journal has an anonymous survey about demographics for people that submit.

2. Most things that get submitted to the creative non fiction section are on the level of middle school "What I did over the summer" essays.

I cannot see the demographics of the people whose essays I'm reading, but guys, if you are wondering if you should submit your work to a literary journal or not, I promise you that just in terms of statistics there are a lot of mediocre cis white men and people in general confidently submitting weird crap that isn't literature to literature magazines. Do it. Submit your work. Please. If you want there to be more diversity in literature, be the diversity. Do it. Do it do it do it.

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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the otto suwen guide to telling someone they’re fucked