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my cat: mrow
me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!
my cat:
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““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”
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Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”
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I want to melt into a billion pieces
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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊
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here he comes!!
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Fucking amazing
Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia
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friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress
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when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
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why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless
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*starts to rain*
Thank god, I was so tired of that yellow orb making me sweat
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