reesesbuffs

[reesesbuffs]

*Reese begins searching for her present.*

This shape... a sword?

*A sword made of coal with a note: "You have been less naughty than last year, here's to your improvement." - Santa*

Father!!!! He's back

@reesesbuffs

Oh... this again... he's right behind me isn't he

*Murasaki turns around and sees the patron saint of prostitutes himself.*

Ho-ho-ho!

Hello Nick.

how have you been?

I have been well but this is hell, you shouldn't be seen here.

Oh I know, just paying a visit to drop off your gifts.

You didn't have to come personally.

I sent you messages.

Alright, drop them off I'm going to call everyone.

Ho-ho-ho goodbye!

*Saint nick disappears as Reese enters the room*

Is he gone?

Yes, he left gifts.

Coal again?

Probably.

[reesesbuffs]

Wasting time, what an accurate expression.

*a wave of energy approaches gaining speed as it soon is upon them.*

Perfect timing.

*And everyone but the present Rina is destroyed as the time bomb set the multiverse to the end of this cosmos and the beginning of the next meaning nothing but present Rina connected to Dogidogi (which enabled her to be unaffected by the time bomb)*

Something is wrong, Murasaki disappeared after clearly faking his death, and no one knows why, but there seems to be something happening in a planet near the edge of the universe.

@blooper-malte

*immediately locking tf in*

Right...I'll go too.

Even i know there's no games to be played, let's move.

[reesesbuffs]

*backup arrives as a hulked out Lynn and two Rinas join in as the hulked out Reese goes to the backline to talk shit.*

My aim is bigger than just humans and you are not an exception.

*And Kamisori promptly gets erased as he sees billions of hulked out Reeses piecing his shit in a moment.*

Something is wrong, Murasaki disappeared after clearly faking his death, and no one knows why, but there seems to be something happening in a planet near the edge of the universe.

@blooper-malte

*immediately locking tf in*

Right...I'll go too.

Even i know there's no games to be played, let's move.

[reesesbuffs]

Why not? Entertain me.

*The one below all controls the hulked triad to attack him.*

Something is wrong, Murasaki disappeared after clearly faking his death, and no one knows why, but there seems to be something happening in a planet near the edge of the universe.

@blooper-malte

*immediately locking tf in*

Right...I'll go too.

Even i know there's no games to be played, let's move.

[reesesbuffs]

*The trio speak in sync, their eyes bright green.*

Tell me about it young-un, this went better than planned.

*Leora absorbs the Kryptonian as the three of them start hulking out.*

Something is wrong, Murasaki disappeared after clearly faking his death, and no one knows why, but there seems to be something happening in a planet near the edge of the universe.

@blooper-malte

*immediately locking tf in*

Right...I'll go too.

Even i know there's no games to be played, let's move.

[reesesbuffs]

*Reese quickly turned Bup into blood mist with her sword, his infinity not slowing down her strike in the slightest probably a disruption or negation type cursed tool.*

*Meanwhile Leora used the momentum of the punch with her stretchy neck to deliver a concussive headbutt that sends Fynn straight into Rye's combo.*

Something is wrong, Murasaki disappeared after clearly faking his death, and no one knows why, but there seems to be something happening in a planet near the edge of the universe.

@blooper-malte

*immediately locking tf in*

Right...I'll go too.

Even i know there's no games to be played, let's move.

[reesesbuffs]

[reesesbuffs]

Completely normal training.

[oc] Just some normal bunny training… 🤎🐰

Featuring @frey-draws oc Frey! ❤️

[reesesbuffs]

*The lightning stops quite suddenly as you see a pink bouny and a red Bouny kissing in the distance.*

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

*A shower of lightning begins when you find cover from the rain, it is completely unnatural.*

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

Come onnnn auntie!

*the pink haired lady with a long ass ponytail under her helmet and a pair of black wings just pleading for her bike to the presumably older woman from the use of auntie.*

No is no, you gotta be more responsible! Aren't you a fucking alien princess or some shit!? Act like it!

Come onnn pleaseee I promise I'll behave!

You promised me that last time and you made me chase you through half a continent, I am not believing your promises anymore you little devil!

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

*unfolding her wings and righting herself up midair.*

*Turning the bike into a capsule and putting it in her pocket*

Hey!! What gives?

I told you to not fucking go off driving, your father is going to snap me in half if he hears that I lost you again!!!

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

*Knocking the first rider off her bike with a fucking crowbar.*

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

*The mad cackling is too loud for her to hear you.*

*too locked-in to notice you*

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

*The pink haired racer soars through the terrain having the time of her fucking life.*

*The racer that you overtook is not taking the terrain as well having to go up and down finding anything to ramp up and attempt to catch to the first racer... well until.*

Young lady you leave me no choice, I am going to get your ass back home regardless of if you want it or not!

*And the second racer is literally flying as her bike has completely changed and is floating with no apparent propulsion, and even the wheels have retracted.*

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

(The word you are looking for is leaping.)

Hahahahah, sorry didn't see ya there, now onwards my mighty steed!

*She does a burnout as she lands climbing higher as another rider comes out from behind her in a far less gravity defying way.*

Come the fuck back here ya shitty bird!

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*

[reesesbuffs]

*A maniac laughing girl flies out from the underbrush soaring up in your direction.*

You'll never catch me Auntie!

*I am currently spinning my spear around*

@mountaingoit

*Driving a motorcycle through a forested area dodging every obstacle in her way.*