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*cut to tony walking in a store where pauly sees him*
Pauly:
T_BOOOONE!!!!
Tony:
pauly pigeotto!!!!
Pauly:
how the family
Tony:
their good their good. Hows uh whats her name?
Pauly:
oh NAKISHA
Tony:
yea nadididdas or whatever
Paily:
yea nakishas doing fine. Shes doing fine still doing hair and yellin. Yeaaaa She been cool since she got that pirate gig.
Tony:
pirate gig?
Pauly:
yea pirate gig. I mean all the bitch duz is smoke drink and eat seafood figured she was pirate.
*tony and pauly laugh*
Tony;
ahh ya too fuckin much i swear. But eh you got that y’know thing i needed from you
Pauly:
thing you needed?
Tony:
the fuckin money bitch! You wanted me to scream it out as i suck ya dick or somethin’
Pauly:
oh the money!
Tony:
“oh the money” yea the fuckin money wheres my cut?
Pauly:
take it easy tbone i got you. I just need a little more time business been crazy after that pandemic shit.
*pauly pulls a cigar out of a pinebox*
Tony:
that was like 3 fuckin years ago you shittin me?
*pauly gos to nervously light his cigar when Tony grabs it*
Pauly:
i know i know its just things are moving a little slow now and there.
Tony:
listen i fucks with you pauly i really fuckin do, but when i come back this weekend if my shit aint here…
*tony puts paulys cigar back in its wood box*
Tony:
you might end up in there. Understood?
Pauly:
of course.
*cut to Tony in the car with his driver*
Tony:
can you believe this piece of shit? Got the fucking nerve to use the fucking pandemic as an excuse? If he wasnt a childhood friend ida shoved that cuban up his ass…fuckin’ pigeotto
Driver:
can i ask a question?
Tony:
yea shoot.
Driver:
why do you call em that?
Tony:
call him what?
Driver:
pigeotto. Why do you call em’ pauly pigeotto.
Tony:
never seen pokemon?
Driver:
yea of course. Thats what made me ask.
Tony;
well i mean. His names pauly and between tha vincent vega slickback , long beak nose and that robin mask under his eyes, pauly pikachu was outta the question
*driver laughs. Then tonys phone rings*
Tony;
FAWKATTAHeere
*hangs up. It rings again back n forth he picks it up*
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Oooooo boy why does he have to be Italian??? He’s papi all the way 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵😍
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♏ Scorpio Sun
♐ Sagittarius Moon
♏ Scorpio Mercury
♏ Scorpio Venus
♐ Sagittarius Mars
I Love The World
But I Just Don't Love The Way
It Makes Me Feel
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Gemini Sun Cancer Moon Aquarius Rising (f) x Capricorn Sun Capricorn Moon Pisces Rising (m)
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Gemini with a rising Aquarius will surely find what they’re looking for in a Capricorn with a Pisces placement, as their partner will be curious but also determined, will daydream but work hard to reach their goals. This is a harder task for Gemini, who tend to doubt themselves while working to accomplish what they want. But you will see that with your intelligence, and Capricorn’s proactivity and dedication, you will manage to reach greater heights together.
Rising Pisces x Rising Aquarius: you will work together to make things never boring and you will devout yourselves to one another, as you both will have this altruistic call. You take care of each other and of those who are around you, who take you as an example of a strong, functional couple.
You will fall rather quickly for each other, but will take a while to definitely give in and commit, as you value your freedom highly and if you are to be with someone, you want to choose the right person carefully. Especially Capricorn, might have had their heart broken a couple times as they tend to glamorize their feelings so that no one really knows how they feel deep inside, however, if you manage to open up to each other, you can be a great team.
Capricorn Moon x Cancer Moon: Capricorn needs someone who can read through the lines, and your Cancer moon will help you to intuitively know what’s going on in their head. Your soft side will make it easier for them to trust you and let you in on how they feel, probably not with words, but their acting will definitely allow you to understand them. Do not push them to open up, just accept them as they are and eventually, they will show you their tender side.
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