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I swear every day I’m reading novel sentences heretofore not encountered by humans and I’m not enjoying it
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Realizing that I was an "easy teen" not because I wasn't going through shit but rather because I was essentially fawning playing dead the entire time
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I’ve literally never heard this hello?
Also are horses predators in Christianity??
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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog
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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
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I need to have sex again just to remind myself how much I dont like it.
After six years of celibacy, my brain has started to miss certain parts of it based off warped memories
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I had a neat thought so I'm gonna do a tumblr post about it
No nuance!! Just answer!!! I am soso curious :)
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