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look at this 23 yr old slacker (he’s my biggest kin)

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Benson and Mordecai are alike in that they both probably wore trench coats in high school (Rigby did too but he just couldn’t pull it off)

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Mordecai and Rigby

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Hi everyone.

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hey

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So how’s everyone doin’?

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I’m sorry for being a Rigby kin, can I still hit your Juul?

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If I had enough money to commission fanart to post to this account it’d be this:

*Mordecai and Rigby playing Mario Kart and eating breakfast for dinner*

Rigby: I’m sorry, but there is just absolutely no way that bacon and pig come from the same animal. They taste, feel, and even look completely different!

Mordecai: Dude, shut the fuck up.

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Nobody talks on here anymore. Send me something interesting.

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Ten more minutes until Morby Friday

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Yeah.

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Mordecai made Rigby his lunch.

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Some say that to this day, ‘Summertime Lovin’ is still stuck in people’s heads.

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This fucker looks like he’s about to kill 2 kids before clocking into his shift at Turbo Tax

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Ray William Johnson is Rigby’s gijinka and Your Favorite Martian is him and Mordecai’s band.

Mordecai makes the beats but doesn’t get any say in what Rigby raps over it.

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Mordecai and Rigby finally found their home base

Everyone talks about the sigma male grindset Nobody talks about the sigma male playset

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Eileen was girlboss for dressing up as Patrick Bateman for Halloween