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Emptying pockets

Character A (ALIEN)

- work ID badge

- crew member ID

- company regulated pistol

- picture of daughter

CHARACTER B (POLITICAL)

- a shitty agenda

- small can of hair soray

- a comb

- cellphone with Kathleen Wynne on speed dial

- clip of tax payers money

CHARACTER C (TV SHOW)

- telescope

- binoculars

- some snacks

- a talking map

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My parents- in a nutshell

Why do you pull yer eye down. Is that the new duck face???

Bit of a delayed reaction don't ya think??!

Crabby ass!!!

It's scary!!!!

We miss you everyday!!! I'm so proud of you!! Such a big step and there you are killing it!!!!

Miserable looking!!!!

Nice,!!! I got you guys a box of Costco k cups and a box of chicken boobies from Costco Is someone about to rape Evan!!!!!

I TURNED MYSELF INTO GRAVYYYYYY Enjoy the heat of the breasticles Only touchies I got the cheque for your teeth.

LMAO!!! Dad says he'll give Evan 5 bucks if he puts a nail in his head!!! That's for all your teeth?? I get angry but I'm never a jerk I love you but I don't like you!!!!!!!

Yes.... the ballcock is an actual thing. Death to the fucker known as Q.M. I got $5.00, no make it $10.00 to Evan iff'n he slits Fuck tardiness Q.M.'s throat.

Never mind I will just put them in the fridge. I don't know why you can't be bothered to respond but.. goodnight, I hope you finish shaving... Keep the change, filthy animal. .. Oh I get it. All is good. Now go away you bother me son... Ohhh... you got issues alright, just kidding, Which one of you feck er are stealing all the Internet I was in the shitter then wetting my hair sorry I didn't hear you. Have a great time. I am out with whiz right now. Talk to you soon. We are just trying to be "NORMAL", just for you.

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I don't know why I remember..

X my dad deeming me his honorary son

X my friend jesse holding my hand walking past Dylon's party

X jesse telling me how brave I am

X my friend coming out to me in the car

X evan handing me Donald mcglovin

X my teacher making me tea and getting me a blanket after I got a black eye

X concussion spider

X not being able to say goodbye to my mom

X laying in a field looking at stars with jesse

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I had received the diagnosis of being concussed about an hour ago and was still trying to let that sink in. My best friend Sarah hadn't left my side since she had first heard.

My mother was torn between concern and anger over the situation.

I kept replaying the headbutt over and over in my head and still couldn't fully comprehend it.

Maybe it was the concussion.

I went into the bathroom to go splash some water on my face and maybe clean up a bit considering my mascara was making me look like Gene Simmons.

As I walked in I looked up at the lights and saw a massive spider above the mirror.

Screamed for my dad due to my insane fear of spiders and he came running up to save the day, followed of course, by my mother and Sarah.

But the spider was gone when he got in there. An illusion of my concussion they told me.

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A few days later I saw that little MF and my dad killed it so I wasn't crazy

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Lord of the Flies

A found poem using only the first words of every page, the chapter titles and my favourite quote from the novel.

The sound of the shell

The the what

Ralph of piggy

Bright piggy ralph blurred now ralph ankles

Chestnut boy but you

Yes they and understanding we'll

Smashing come crystal ralph

The they by yes

Doink

Climbed the faces thinking

Fire on the mountain

The forced

the stand

Down have daring, swinging i

That's jack and dark

How you

The only

We jack through

Were the coming with roger

Forehead looking

He floating

A

His

That

Once last

He

They

You

Jack

The numberless kill

The noticed ralph filled few

That's there

Be jack

The

Then

Condemnation as percival

The Simon's what and Ralph if grown-ups

There yard

Eric amused hours

Ralph

I

Nobody

Sat beach

Jack

i

He

the

That lets

The the climbing roger

Top jack

He

We

We'll early

You

They turned

We're

I

Ralph

Chattering piggy

Jack

Ralph

I

He

A that's they but i

The unsuspicious in the where

A Gift for the Darkness

The course stood and piggy

Simon this over and layers

Stop

Below the i

There the from dressed piggy piggy

"Sucks to your ass-mar!"

I

He

After a meat flaw

We saying two

Ralph envelope shut all ralph in they

I'm quickly

I've

I

Sam at outwards

Ralph faltered

Piggy stood advance

Ralph sitting when the the terrified push

What

But twins attack

Hear something

Squatted

Another most pierced must not

He

Nobody

"Don't you agree?" Said the Lord of the Flies. "Aren't you just a silly little boy?"

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FOUND WORD

Like just don't touch bush

I'm outside with a fro

There, now you get it

Run home young soulja

You gotsta

Sorry was napping

Uber is gonna become my bffl

Ejdkkeke

*that's so raven gif*

They let you use glue? I'm shocked

Well it ain't meant to be a cakewalk

Not bad kiddies

Meko stawp meowing

Yo

Yo

Yo

Silent joe

What tym u aiming 2 b hurrr

I've decided our new nickname is jizzie mcguire

...I'm feeling better about my eggtempt now..that's gregg Whyy, painful pooppies again? That meme...its name...is jesse

U make eggs, I kill people, I don't stop or judge u, u should have the same respect Jk but check this out That's a mean thing to do blaming the voiceless eggs + I was wondering where this random egg thing started from but as long as they make u happy u nut

Going to the rollerinkkkerooni, 430 it starts Oh j Simpson that's no good, as soon as I can eat we buffet and get u fat

I saw good ppl at metro today and was like fuck you I'm moving

Thanks boiio

Lol ok

Wow that task wow

Luigi board

I think I've been sitting in the background of the photography classes pictures SHIT

Whatever kween * you spelt kween wrong

If you stacked 200 Paris Hilton's Ontop of eachother you'd have a Paris Hilton tower taller than the eiffel

Now go grasshopper. I believe in u

You can do it

There you go, now you get it

It means nothing, I just thought you should know

*all taken from my best friends texts to me

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HAIKU 2

EGGS ARE METAPHORS

LOOK ON THE SUNNY-SIDE; UP!

HA, IT'S AN EGG PUN!

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Haiku

A helicopter

A wheel barrow full of meat

Flowers fall on me

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Poetry assignment

What are some of the qualities of the poems that you read/watched/listened to for homework? Each one had a deeper meaning to it in their own way whether or not it was written/spoken in a way that made that very clear to the audience. Which form did you prefer? I most definitely preferred the written format as I find each poem has its own voice and when someone else puts a voice to it, it dulls the meaning down in my opinion. Where is the narrative in these poems? The narrative is in the pattern of the words and the intent behind them. What is the narrative? The narrative is poetry in this case, both written and spoken.

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The Art of Communication in Society; 1

"Trust me Jerry, it'll be fine," Withers said as he loaded his late father's revolver. "I think I have this contraption down."

"You think?!" Jerry asked, exasperated.

Withers stared at the barrel of the gun and listened to the melody of the birds singing in the distance.

He had been working on this project for over five years now and he believed it was ready for this trial.

He knew that only Jerry understood the passion he had for this invention and his drive to have it be a success.

He looked up and into his friend's eyes. "Jerry, you are most dear to me And I would not ask you to do this if I believed it would cause you grievous harm."

Jerry looked down at the ground and furrowed his brow in deep thought.

He knew his friend had lost his father to a gun shot wound in the war and had been working tirelessly to ensure he nor anyone else would ever have to lose someone that way again. Jerry knew that Withers was, indeed, telling the truth.

With a sigh he resigned himself, held his chin up high and looked his friend in the eyes.

"Shoot me Withers."

BANG

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