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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

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sophie elizabeth foster is truly so iconic though like she was assigned horse at birth. she can hold her breath underwater for so long that jm half convinced theres some sort of fish in there too. she can blast people with agony via Mind Laser. She singlehandedly brought anaphylaxis to the lost cities . If you hold her hand you immediately get hopped up on adderall . There's a t-rex living in her front yard . Her mirror bullies her daily. She owns an ipod

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Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

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Awesome growing trend

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

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losing my MIND

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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it’s time

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Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

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I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

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I would just like to point out that Julius Caesar was 55 years old when he died. This means he survived FIFTY-FOUR Marches over the course of his life. Statistically he was actually VERY GOOD at surviving March.

Ides of March Georg is an outlier adn should not have been-

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My sister: If you could go back in time and participate in any historical event, what would it be?

Me, not even blinking and knowing damn sure she has no idea what I'm talking about: The Ides of March

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Tumblr users are already frothing at the mouth to kill that old man for the 2000th time

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