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real lesbians love fat girls cos the fatter the girl the more girl to love

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you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

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As someone from the rural south, I actually don’t mind evil Republican Californian transplants. It’s kind of funny to witness them crash out after realizing there are no sidewalks and the nearest hospital is an hour and a half away. Maybe if enough of them vacate the state, the cost of living will go down and I can move there.

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weird how quick fascists went from “the world is overpopulated. close your legs. stop having kids.” to “pop out 3 babies right now. you have no choice. you have to. it’s your duty and your only purpose.” when they realized they might not have enough vulnerable individuals to exploit in the labor force if the birth rate continues declining

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kitty need blunt NOW

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people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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Are they bi?

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Alright- this one is weird because I had to say "not canonically" but that was genuinely the authorial intent: for TallJake to have been mates. Censorship on the publisher's part took that away. He also had not one but two mates who are both women before the release of Tallstar's Revenge.

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Are they bi based on vibes?

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by @beetlemoses

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what is this soft bullshit in the trad community? a true tradwife would make him go sleep in the yard like a dog. a true tradwife knows when to reach for the heated cast iron skillet. if a man is not giving you peace, give him hell. that’s what nana would say.

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Sorry I keep posting about it but a Kennedy espousing eugenicist ideology towards disabled people and being like “Why are people in America suddenly neurodivergent and chronically ill?” is so darkly evilly hilarious. We can see your family tree and it is not looking so good from both a genetically inheritable mental and physical illness standpoint and a deeply dysfunctional human being standpoint.

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i hate when crochet circles are like 'practice, you'll learn it with practice' when i ask a simple question like 'how do i control tension' like yes, I know i will get better with controlling tension as I practice. However that doesn't help me when I am physically unable to practice bc this fuckass yarn keeps slipping off my hook because my SHIT IS TOO LOOSE.

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You know that post I made about telling people not to run over wildlife and joking about people getting mad at me? That is not an exaggeration. Based on a real experience. I used to live next to a lake with a large reptile population and one spring I made a post in the community Facebook page about what types of turtles are native to that area in North Carolina, which ones are endangered/rare, which ones are likely to musk/bite you, telling people to check their boat lifts before docking their boats because aquatic turtles like to sun themselves on structures like that, what to do if you find a turtle nest, how to make a turtle dock so turtles don’t sun themselves on your dock. Helpful turtle primer for those who were curious because we did make little wildlife spotting/identification request posts on the page.

The women replying to the post were like “Wow! They’re so cute! I didn’t know we had so many turtles around here!” “This information is so useful, I can’t wait to tell my kids these fun facts!” and the piece of shit redneck dudes were irate at the post for some reason, they were like “I HATE those motherfuckers! I kill them on purpose! They ruin my fucking lawn! I run over them on purpose. Fuck these turtles. Fuck you bleeding heart hippie fuck.” and it was such a bizarre surreal experience. I was not condescending in the post in the slightest, I was just giving advice on how to help wildlife for people who may be interested. Just an informative post about turtles. And it made them really mad?

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UNDERTALE comes out in just two weeks!!! Are you excited!!

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.