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I lost the original tweet, because my twitter feed spontaneously refreshed before I could like it, but whoever said something along the lines of “the new unicorn scene but he gets ridiculous pony play gear instead”, that tweet’s been on my mind all damn day.

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Pete/Lucius/Izzy polycule but it's just these bitches:

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I can’t explain why but this has Sprizzy Meetcute flavor for me. Like… Lucius’s new Craigslist job is “professional restaurant catfish” but then he matches with newly-on-the-apps Izzy and realizes he doesn’t want to stand him up???

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2.01 / 2.04

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… Thorns & all x

My turn to draw the spiky cuddle 🥹

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time to chill~

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Stede is in the Gravy Basket Masterpost

Original Essay:

Addendum about episode title:

Parallels between S2E2 and S2E7:

The Season 2 poster that supports the theory:

Zine Version of the Essay:

Will update this pinned post as I add evidence.

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have you hugged your first mate yet??? (it is mr. “can i take my top off” con’s bday)

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Oh, you're bringing me down to my knees First I'm your predator then I'm your prey Give me your love and then take it away

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When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

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Stizzy Lesbians

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The way I cackled at this

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won't let anyone hurt you ever again.

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.our new unicorn. I'm still so upset about how his character was removed from the series AND SO QUICKLY WHEN HE JUST STARTED LIVING FOR HIMSELF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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things I do not have time to write: Izzy and Stede had angry hate sex (which was, uh, far more mutually appreciative than either of them want to admit) after Ed left Stede and the 'he's a complicated man' scene. It was a one night stand. It was a mutual blowing off of steam. They agreed to put it behind them and never, ever talk about it again. Ed came back and Ed and Stede got back together and everything's fine, Izzy's fine, everyone lived and it's happy fucking families on the Revenge.

Izzy is also fucking pregnant.

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I think Izzy needs art therapy so Mary should give him some drawing lessons 🤔