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Okay but Hisoka I the most inconsistent bastard. Especially with his jealousy.

Some days he doesn't care if your around other men, (you couldfuck someone else for all he cares)

other days he will literally kill someone just for looking at you.

He is so fun <3

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trying to convince your vampire boyfriend to fuck you while he is in his transformed mode but he keeps refusing on the insane grounds of 'that's for feeding' and 'I would literally kill you'

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personal head cannon:

Hisoka cannot bake for shit (motherfucker will literally eat raw meat) but holy shit he can bake.

seriously, his deserts? Orgasmic.

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Stop giving me dominant vampires who are so experience in everthing.

Give me submissive vampires.

Give me vampires who are hundreds of years old but haven't fucked anyone because they haven't been in love before or were too focused on feeding.

Give me vampires who are so unbelievably flustered every time you touch them because you are so warm,

Vampires who are a moaning mess and can't even think. Who are begging you not to stop. Who dont even realise their fangs are out. Who are so unbelievably lost in the pleasure you give them that they are practically screaming.

Or even experienced vampires who are made powerless.

Give me vampires who call their Dom 'master'

Give me vampires who ask permission to touch you, to fed off you.

Give me vampires chained up by silver and loving it.

vampires who just want to please and be used.

vampires who get so overstimulated and messy.

vampires who need to be tended to afterwards. who want a warm bath with you and most definitely cuddles. who need to be reassured that you enjoyed yourself and you won't leave them.

I want.

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Rules for Requests!

A few ground rules about what I will and won't write :)

What I will write:

Fluff

Angst

Smut

x reader

Character x Character

LGBTQ+ relationships

Girl x girl

(I will attempt boy x boy if asked but don't get your hopes up, it might not be good)

Certain kinks: Knifeplay, (Light) somnophilia, Bondage, Sadism/masochism, cunnilingus, discipline, Aphrodisiacs, Toys, (If not here or in dont's feel free to ask)

What I WON'T write

Noncon/dubcon/anything that is not consentual

Anything to do with piss/shit/vomit/gross stuff

NO DADDY kinks (Just no)

Public smut

Sucide

No minors/ no animals/ no incest

Pregnant reader or character (No children)

What I will write for

Hunter x Hunter

MHA/BNHA

Locked Tomb series (I'm not finished with the books though, so be nice)

Hades (The game) (I am in love with Thanatos)

Ask me if I know the character and I will write about them, within reason :)

Send in asks if you have any questions!

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If Hisoka’s s/o really wanted to get married and have a wedding, would Hisoka give it to her?

Short answer.... no.

long answer:

In the rare case Hisoka falls in love and wants to stay with one person only, and they WANT a wedding, he would plan something special but not a full on wedding. Expect a legal wedding in a courthouse when you first bring it up. when you tell him that's not what you meant and you explain to him what you want expect him to laugh in your face.

Eventually you would give up on asking him and at that point is when he would do something. a small venue, but it's the wedding of your dreams (He looked through your pintrest account, let's be honest). it is empty, totally deserted of everyone except him. He is in the centre of the room on one knee, dressed in a gorgeous suit. in his hands is a wedding ring, the ring you always wanted.

Nobody is there (he is shy after all) but he spends the entire day and night with you on the most romantic experience of your life.

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Ok, maybe I'm wrong here but I don't think so, (either way it's my personal head cannon) during Gon and Hisoka's fight in heaven's arena, Hisoka is being gross with his dialogue but I see a lot of people making him say the thoughts aloud? For most off the fight his only verbal dialog is "..." but in his head he is like, "Oh gON~"

this is at least how I interpreted it, most of the nasty he keeps to himself.

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once again asking for Hisoka content, this time maybe head cannons?

Edit: suggestions, requests, or just personal head cannons :)

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Got asked for more Subby Hisoka, lets fucking go.

(This is really out of character but it’s really the only way Hisoka would ever be submissive, alcohol, drugs, or an aphrodisiac… Sorry if this isn’t what you guys were thinking. Give me a more specific ask for more out of character stuff)

You had seen him fight in heaven’s arena. He was mysterious and incredible, his nen was spectacular. He was so attractive and powerful. He was everything you wanted. So when you saw him in a popular bar your heart beat so quickly.

Hisoka didn’t know why he was so drawn to you but the moment he saw you he wanted you. He didn’t want to break you like most people he saw he had… other ideas in mind. Usually his desire was to fight them, but with you? Oh, all he wanted to do was to see you under him as he fucked you so hard and fast.

You knew exactly why this was. Hisoka didn’t see you first, no. You saw him- and he was gorgeous. His muscles were so defined, he was so tall, his hair so vibrant and those eyes; Those golden eyes that shined brighter than any treasure and gleamed with mischief. He was a mystery that you needed to solve. But his eyes just rolled over you like you weren’t even there.

So you activated your nen, a powerful aphrodisiac.

That got him to notice you.

So you went over to him and started talking. It was just a basic conversation you had started, nothing special but it had most men fall head over heels for you. Instead he just looked bored. You bought him and yourself a drink to continue the conversation. Now you sat next to him at the bar. His legs were crossed and he leaned into his hand, he held his drink and stirred it, he could not look more bored. Halfway through what you were trying to say he spoke for the first time.

“You’re a transmuter… right?”

He was going to be more fun than you thought he would be. “Yes, my name is Y/N, you’re one as well, correct?”

He hummed and took a sip of his drink.

From there you two formed some kind of a relationship, words couldn’t quite describe what you two had. But you were romantically and sexually involved, you didn’t quite move in with each other but you two crashed at each other's places.

The sex was amazing but there was always one thing that bothered you, he was never submissive. Even when you were on top he somehow made you the submissive one. So you started planning and one day Hisoka came in and your plan could finally work.

You were dressed in the outfit that always drove him mad, a tight pink, red and black dress with a puffy yet short skirt. He walked in and saw you getting ready wearing the dress and putting on your makeup using his palette.

“And where would you be going looking so… ravishing?” He asked with hooded eyes, very obviously checking you out.

“Nowhere in particular. Just headin’ out.” You responded, focusing on your lipstick.

You heard the clicking of his heels as he approached you. He pushed aside your hair and began kissing your neck, you happily watched him in the mirror.

“Really?” He nipped your neck then looked at you in the mirror. “Then why is your nen activated?”

You hummed in response, mimicking the way he does. “I haven’t a clue what you mean.” In reality you knew exactly what he was talking about. You upped your ability to the max, much higher than you had ever played with before. He nipped your neck and you put a hand in his hair, pulling it slightly earning a very soft moan from him. “Did you like that you naughty boy?” You mocked before pulling his hair again, he moaned slightly louder. He usually hated when you messed up his hair but at the moment he didn’t seem to care. “Answer me, Hiso.”

He looked up at you with lusty eyes before humming yes.

“Words, my sweet.” You picked his chin up towards you. He was kneeling. His breathing was heavy and he was kneeling. He leaned into your hand and kissed your wrist before trailing kisses up your arm. You grabbed a fistful of his hair and yanked him away from your arm.

He moaned, his mouth slightly agape and his eyes rolled back. He was clearly not in his right mind, you weren’t even sure he could speak. Still, that didn’t keep you from playing with him. You put a sharp nail against his throat and cocked your head to the side waiting for his answer.

“Plaire-” He eventually mumbled before humming and looking up at you. His eyes hazy and his eyelids heavy. His chest rose and his breath was so shallow. Huh. You had your suspicions about him speaking another language but that confirmed it.

Accepting the answer, you stand up. He looks up at you and wraps his arms around your waist, nuzzling into your lower stomach, kissing you through the fabric of your dress. You put a hand under his jaw and guide him up to eye level.

“What do you want, pretty boy?” You tilt his chin forward. He tried to kiss you but you hold him back. “Words.” You tilt your head.

“Something.” It takes him a second to say. You notice him twitching and look down, a very prominent outline in his pants. “Anything.” His hips jerk forward.

“Oh darling, I don’t think you can handle anything.” You hover your lips right above his own.

He murmurs something and closes his eyes.

“Speak up dear, I can’t hear you.”

“Please, Y/n.” He begs, his face more beautiful than ever before. A small moan escapes his throat. “Please. It hurts so good.”

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*Heavy breathing*

In 1999 Hunter x Hunter, Hisoka is dubbed by Roberto Chevalier in the Italian dub (except the OVA and the 2011 version) who also dubbed David Bowie in Labyrinth, so I had to draw Hisoka as Jared the Goblin King from the movie.

(Honestly, I found Hisoka way creeper in the 1999 version. I remember that I was actually scared of him when I was a child)

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Hi♡♡♡imagining hisoka with a pureblood vampire s/o got me thinking all day,that guy would probably simp for her sharp teeths and i'm here for it😭So i wanted to ask about your opinion on what hisoka would do with a s/o like that

HIsoka with a pureblood vampire, oh my gosh.

This man wants to be bitten 25/8. If you don’t bite him? He bites you. Give him your attention, please. This is probably the only AU where he would kinda be subby. He wants you so bad all the time. You busy in your office or simply watching TV? He’s on your lap now, demanding your attention with his lips on yours :) You trying to get something gone? He hugs you from behind and bites and sucks on your neck.

God he loves your fangs. Even when you're just kissing him, he wants it to hurt. He will push his tongue against them if you don’t want to bite him. He’s a sucker for pain.

He moans so loud when you feed from him <3 and you’d be in fucking heaven because his blood tastes to fucking sweet. You’d be practically addicted.

The sex would be *chef’s kiss*, you wanna get him going? Bite. His. Thighs. Those babies are pure muscle, and he just loses his shit and moans so loud (Especially when you feed from them) Mouth on one thigh, hand on the other, other hand on dick. Please. That’s all he wants- well definitely not all he wants. While you're riding him, bite his neck and pull his hair. If he’s on top, bite his shoulder. If you give him a blow job? This man’s heart is pounding, the threat of your teeth biting his most vulnerable parts, turns him on. The adrenaline is so good for him.

But if you wanna punish him? Hover your teeth just barely above his neck. It drives him crazy, he doesn’t beg but demands more. “Just bite me already! Fucking do it! You’re such a tease…” Fuck him like this but don’t bite him until he’s just about to release- then bite him. He fucking screams.

10/10 experience would recommend.

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Hey, hey.♥️🖤 Today another question crossed my mind and maybe you’re still searching for inspiration and will consider to write about it.👀 What do you think, is Hisoka naturally the talkative or more quiet and introverted type? How would his behaviour change during dating? Like, would he be more talkative on the first date, to be entertaining and exciting for his s/o and then become more quiet during the relationship when he starts taking of his mask? Or would it be the other way around?

My personal headcannon is that Hisoka isn't the talkative type. (He's shy) He'd much rather show his appreciation through his actions. Either in your pleasure or his own. At least, at first.

The more comfortable he is with you the more likely he is to talk.

First date he would take you to a fun place so he wouldn't have to talk much. The movies, the carnival, an amusment park. He's content with just watching your reactions. When you talk to him he usually responds with short sentences and hums.

A few months into a relationship he is more likely he will ingage in long conversations. Talk to him about intresting things, things he likes, because if the conversation is boring he'll get bored. He either ends the conversation by walking away or makes it ovious he is bored with it.

After a while though he gets comfortable, talking to you about his day or something that annoyed him. He goes on little rants about his nen, or something else he likes. He at least listens to you talk if it is something he isn't intrested in, trying to at least acknowlge you but he has a short attention spand.

Try to talk about anything serious and he stays quiet for the most part. Do not ask about his past unless you want him to leave and/or not talk to you for a while.

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How would hisoka react to his crush that had abilities without using nen? Abilities such as teleportation, telepathy, etc?

Sorry to say you didn't capture Hisoka's attention. He sensed no Aura from you and forgot you existed. Then when you somehow you seemed to be two places at once. His first thought was you had a twin but then you vanished from his sight.

Then you peeked his intrest. He started hunting you down, you didn't think anything of it at first, it was normal to see people more than once in the city. But then you started seeing him more and more.

You were able to touch him (he purposely bumped into you) and you could read his mind. You felt really sick from the few things that were in his head and started panicking. That's when he began to talk to you.

Surprisingly, he doesn't want to fight you. You don't have nen, you don't amuse him in that way, but you amused him in a different way. He doesn't want to break you through fighting, no no no. He wants to break you by making you depended on him. He wants you to be so lonely and depressed without him that you can't bare it.

When he leaves for months at a time he wants to come back to you a mess. It boosts his ego, makes him feel important.

If you start to learn nen, he will just want to fight you. Any 'love' he felt will be replaced with pure motivation to fight.

Best you just remain his miserable little pet, no? <3

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shower sex with hisoka AHHHHH

Oh my~

This man cannot get enough of it-

70% of the showers you take with Hisoka result in him fucking you in the shower. The 30% comes from him finishing fucking you and the aftercare, but those are usually baths.

It starts with him behind you, he is always behind you. The warm water hits your face and chest, then he brushes aside your hair and begins kissing your neck. You turn around and begin kissing him back, the warm water now splashing on your back. His hands on your waist and shoulder as the kisses get more and more passionate. Then you pull closer to him and feel his boner against you and moan. He fucking loves your moans.

His hand goes from your shoulder to your heat in a matter of seconds, rubbing your clit, teasing the ever living shit out of you. The more you whine the more pleasure he gets. He only puts his fingers in once you beg, he does it so fast it surprises you making you moan so loud. He doesn’t stop until your knees get weak and you feel like you're going to fall.

Then he pushes you against the wall, slamming into you while you moan louder and louder, he even keeps him moaning to a minimum just to hear you.

He’s not going to be done with you for a while but when he helps clean you up. Washing your hair so gently, scrubbing your body, leaving you smelling so wonderful, you have never felt as clean as when he does it… and he expects you to do the same. Washing his hair, helping clean his makeup off, cleaning the sweat off his muscles. Careful though, do it in a certain way and you might be going for another round.

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Hisoka is a surprisingly good driver.

When he is alone? Absolutely not, this man is doing 80 in a 30- but with other people in the car? This man tells people to wear seatbelts, if he hits a sudden stop he puts his hand out to the passenger seat to secure them…

Unless he has to drive with you often. You’d have to initiate any danger but he loves the adrenaline. Tell him to go faster? He smirks and goes so fucking fast. You seem bored? He starts doing the car tricks, like the shit you see only professionals do. If he seems bored? It drives him mad if you put a hand on his thigh. He smiles but keeps his eyes on the road- but opens his legs slightly more. Fuck, it gets him going. The closer you get to his dick the more excited he gets. You can actually see his chest puff out and everything. By the time you actually touch him he is as hard as a rock.

When you actually pull it out he lets out such a breathy moan. Normally he wants you talking to him when you're being intimate but when you stay silent for this it gets him off more. Especially if you're just staring out the window like you aren’t touching him. Usually when you're touching him like this he twitches his hips or thrusts into your hand but when he is driving he doesn’t. Probably one of the only times he will let you be in control completely.

Also one of the rare occasions where he is quiet about his pleasure.

You best prepare for the next road trip though. This man is fingering you the entire time, only stopping in the rare occasion he needs both hands on the wheel, which is incredibly rare. You best hope it is not a long trip because once you cum, he doesn’t stop. His hands don’t cramp, if anything he gets more skillful the longer it takes. He loves your overstimulated moans <3

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Hisoka with kids

OH BOY-

Honestly, I don’t think he would want kids from his own bloodline, but he would want to adopt if ever wanted kids. (IN THE VERY RARE CASE OF THIS HAPPENING)

When the kid is a baby he is not very… good at parenting. He doesn’t hold the baby properly. He will not change the diaper. He is very irresponsible. On the other hand- he can make the baby smile like no one else can. Most of the time only he can make the baby stop crying. One day you woke up and thought Hisoka left, but when you went to the baby’s room he was singing a lullaby with the biggest smile on his face.

When the kid is a toddler they are the most chaotic duo. As soon as this kid can walk, Hisoka is teaching them way too much. One time you walked in on him trying to teach the kid how to walk on his hands. If you sleep in one morning? Do NOT go into the kitchen. Hisoka made breakfast- and the kid helped :).

When the kid is a little older he is teaching them everything. Parkour, hunting, stalking prey, killing, manipulation, nen, fighting- EVERYTHING. He spoils both you and the kid rotten, but if either of you disrespect him? He has ways of punishing you ;) but the kid? Grounded. Not allowed to leave the room. He taught the kid how to escape but he knows when they will try and he will stop them.

When the kid is a teenager? Ohhhh lord. If the child brings home a partner- one wrong move and everyone is covered in blood. If he finds out the child is having sex? Actually surprising he just gives them birth control. Sex is fine, it's normal in Hisoka's mind. But actual relationships? Big no. As long the kid isn’t fucking in his house, he doesn’t care.

When the child is an adult he tries to let them be alone but he is genuinely worried. He doesn’t quite know what to do with himself and is very clingy to you <3

Over all?

5.6/10 parenting skills. He is still a deranged psycho.

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current thought: fucking Hisoka out of his bloodlust~

I'd die but like- I'd die happy