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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

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I love stupid demarcation arguments, regardless of subject matter. I once saw the self-appointed tag wranglers on a porn forum having a civil war over a comic of a trans woman frotting with a cis dude because they could not for the life of them agree whether that was "male on female" or "female on male", and I'm just sitting there like

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

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drew instead of working on my fic. (or my work presentation tomorrow…)

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By Ren Hang

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse (2023)

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a true pervert appreciates, no, adores the eroticism of the ankle length skirt

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she let me hit because I act unhinged and feral towards her and make her actually feel wanted and valued and a little unsafe but never in danger

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Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

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Fixed it.

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I wish people treated queerness as breaking the rules of the dominant cis-hetero patriarchy so you can authentically be yourself. Instead of adhering to a new slightly less restrictive set of rules which you will deride other people for not following (basically whatever label discourse is now flaring up)

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watching old project runway episodes with my housemates is crazy because there's just like a thousand flaming homosexual men that I want to marry. the hottest men in the world to me are voraciously effeminate and artistic and fairly bitchy.

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calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

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they’re so cute?? 😭 oh to be an edgy little flapper with a femme boyfriend sittin on the ground together