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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

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i’m gonna strap a wii remote to my dick. call that a wiiwii

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I know its probably not but the idea that superman 2025 and the batman take place in the same universe at similar times is so funny to me. All this weird shit is going on with aliens and pocket dimensions in metropolis and then like an hour away its serial killer twitch streamers and the saddest wettest emo boy

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You shouldn’t say ****

girl give me a hint at least

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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters

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LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:

-i need to be held

-i’m fine

-i’m beyond saving

-we’re back

-it’s over

-swag city

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one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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no worse feeling than watching a concert you SHOULD have attended but unfortunately you were four years old at the time and not in the right country at all

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse