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i gotchu klance truthers

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i love you galra keith

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He’s So Cute 😍

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[Text: This system is newly diagnosed. Please be patient with them.]

like/reblog if you save or use

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NOT supportive to your system friends:

- "can you make [alter] front?"

- always asking who's fronting

- getting upset when they can't remember something

VERY supportive to your system friends:

- giving them money

- "here's $50 for you"

- relinquishing your money to them

- offering them money

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diagnosed with swag disorder today (dissociative identity disorder)

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Modern AU equivalent of "bodysharing" scumcum where Shen Jiu is the Cang Qiong VP, director of the Qing Jing division, who fought tooth and nail to work his way up in the world despite a destitute childhood and criminal youth, and Shen Yuan is his useless rich boyfriend who spends all day reading light novels and getting into fights on the internet. (Hey, that's how they met! How romantic!)

One day, Shen Jiu has another qi deviation severe PTSD episode; what's different this time around is that, for once, Shen Yuan manages to convince him to take mental health time off work. He says he'll handle it, whatever that means! And Shen Jiu, for once, isn't suspicious, hypervigilant, distrustful enough to question it. He's having a really bad time, okay?!

But Shen Yuan didn't really think it through. What's he supposed to do, tell Yue Qi that Shen Jiu is out for a few days? Shen Jiu will kill him, and then Yue Qi will storm the preposterously expensive and exclusive mental health retreat Shen Yuan put Shen Jiu up in perfectly normal and reasonable outpatient facility, and then Shen Jiu will kill him again.

So, okay, he logs into Shen Jiu's work laptop (his passwords are all the same and so obvious, puh-lease) and he maybe starts just... pretending to be Shen Jiu. Just while he's away! Just to keep people from getting suspicious that Shen Jiu is gone!

And if he notices that Shen Jiu has been maybe... not handling some of his subordinates very well, then... Listen! There is someone who's on a really aggressive and punitive PIP that doesn't look like deserves it. (Let's remove that performance plan, and give him a merit bonus to make up for it... and let's put him on a better assignment, too, we're just making things right! Poor kid!) It also looks like a bunch of stuff in this division is being handled really poorly in general, actually. Figures, Jiu-ge is a brat at the best of times and really fucking mean and jealous at the worst. Maybe he'll have fewer qi deviations mental health crises if comes back this time to an environment that's not cultivating as much bitterness and negativity as possible, ah??

Meanwhile, at the most infuriatingly new-age uwu bullshit daycare for the richest of sad people, Shen Jiu sneaks away to where the cameras and automated surveillance systems (Hello, esteemed guest! This System must insist that you do not try sneaking out the marked emergency exit doors...!) to pull out the work phone he managed to smuggle in, and...

What the absolute fuck?! There is only on person who both knows his password (ugh) and knows his general writing style (ugh!!) who would be stealing his identity to meddle in his work!

The next several days are spent with Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu logging each other out in turns, and desperately trying to undo the damage the other has caused in their brief moments of control.

Yes, this does continue even after Shen Jiu returns from his mental health retreat. If nothing else, it keeps the Qing Jing division on its toes, and massively confuses one intern Luo Binghe. (The signals. are mixed.)

(Only Shang Qinghua knows what's up, but he's not saying jack shit because he is 100% committing identity fraud himself. “Shang Qinghua” is the name of a dead man with a good credit score, no debts, and no ties to the criminal underworld or warrants for his arrest, so, you know, “it's free real estate” or whatever. "He's dead! He's not using it anymore! It's fine!")

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SVSSS AU where everything is the same except that the seal on Luo Binghe's demon side missed some stuff which forces baby Binghe to make some realizations.

NYY: A-Luo are you ok? You keep rubbing your fingers together weird.

LBH: I'm fine. I just broke one of my retractable claws and those always itch while they're regrowing.

NYY: Retractable claws?

LBH: *suddenly realizing he's never heard another human talk about their retractable claws* Hahaha! I am Joking!

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LBH: Ok, so Mama was right about me needing to hide my pointed ears and sharp teeth, no one else at the sect has them. I wonder where I got them from?

LBH: *sees a demon for the first time* Ah shit.

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Isopod quilt fellar

He smells like toast and your old perfume so cozy and kinda itchy☆ he/him

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At least one of them is self aware ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Imagine you see a stray cat and you go "I know youre not supposed to but i'll buy it a little treat" and then several years later you get framed for murder and it turns out the cat orchestrated it bc it's paying you back and trying to keep you safe by making you go on the run out of town while it kills everyone left. That happened to shen yuan but it was a snake

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Two very different shen sibling dynamics that i both enjoy equally and some other svsss drawings

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I think about this everyday

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sharing this beautiful piece from my twt because i feel like this deserves at least like 5 likes okay

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dean, age 26, someone mentioning he looks so much like his father. he puffs his chest out, flips up the collar of his hand-me-down leather jacket and smiles.

dean, age 46, mary mentioning how he looks so much like his father. and there's a pit in his stomach and a knot in his chest and he wants to throw up and he doesn't know why.

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My Aphmau phase claims me once more (it never left)

I’m doing a lil quick sketch series of drawing the Mystreet cast in their regular outfits and their Love Love Paradise fits by how I imagine they would look like irl, so I started off with my fave couple—Zane and Kawaii~Chan !!

I have this headcanon that Zane in MCD is scrawny as hell, but in Mystreet is chubby because of the fact that he takes better care of himself and isn’t obsessing over the relics more than his own human limitations lmao

If y’all wanna see me draw specific duos or trios next, lemme know !! ^^ 🌀