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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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Presenting to you my writing cycle

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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I like it best when characters heal but not all the way and it's implied they'll never heal all the way

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(swipes my palm across your face and puts my thumb through my index and middle finger) hah.. got your nose! #unreality #gaslighting #cnc #free use

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Redraw for funsies. Most recent redraw is the final one 🫡

Rip Soma u get more and more feral/dark each year—- 😔

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"ThunderClan's Elite"

This is set pre-ITW which is why Tigerclaw doesn't have his iconic nose scar yet (and Redtail is still very much alive lmao). I imagine the boys are riding the highs of having just chased off a patrol of ShadowClan warriors snooping around where they didn't belong

(close-ups!)

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by far my favorite part of the hike was when I heard a weird noise and pulled out Merlin thinking it was a bird, but nothing came up for it and then a wet and very angry mink exploded out of the bushes in hot pursuit of another, equally wet mink

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Ponzu came over to tattle on Tyche for being annoying

And then just in case I didn’t believe her, Tyche did this lmao

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I'm going to make an OC that is just Miles' beleaguered tailor

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I wasn't strong enough for the whole meme

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bird of ire

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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE ✋🏻

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I can’t stick to one fixation for the life of me

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rule