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*starts recording using old timey camera*

Offer it a banana!

Clearing out the Spring Court manor and trying to rebuild and I just saw this thing outside

What do I do?

Bug repellent?

Shovel?

Exorcism?

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*stares back softly*

You didn't see the tunics she wanted you to wear... To match her "court"

*shudders*

The colour and shape wouldn't have gone with your perfect summer self at all.

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You should've seen her room... It wasn't aesthetically pleasing AT ALL

*pauses mid hug/cuddle*

Friends...?

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...Amarantha... wo-would put the ring on a shelf and do "get ready with me" every day *sniffle* like I couldn't look away... She didn't even save my eyelid so I could've shut my eyes.

And the worst it! HER MAKE-UP NEVER MATCHED! I guess she didn't have good lighting in a cave but *I* could see.

*Cuddles up in blanket and takes ice cream* thanks... For listening...

(A/n: not gonna talk about the real problematic shit she probably did with Jurian/made him see cause that was genuinely be gross and this is meant to be fun)

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*sniffs and presses head in his shoulder*

It all started when...

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Don't mind if I do.

*takes the ring*

Wow the pearl is set just like my eye used to be.

*laughs*

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Did you get me a souvenir, my lord?

Perhaps some pearls?

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You mock me silly fae who's mate is married to someone else! 😤

Also... I might have already seen things... But that got me an invite to a threesome so who am I to complain? Ain't that right @feyrecursebrkr

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I want this story too. So spill @shadowsingers-mate :)

In recent news the @shadowsingers-mate has made an appearance.

It makes you wonder how @shadowbabiesdaddy and @futureautumnhighlord will navigate their marriage now that Azriel's mate is in picture.

Too bad I'm not going to tell. The only people I directly talk to are my chickens and @feyrecursebrkr

Or anyone who gets me a nice enough cloak

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Sorry I'm late y'all... I think I'm developing the ability to winnow... I was wondering what the Cauldron gave me all this time... Woah

No pointy ears tho, thank the mother

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Yeah... I wouldn't call watching Amarantha kill, maim and torture people gossip.

And I can butt in wherever I want, flame boy.

So my husband Azriel is avoiding me because I have taken ownership of Sir Edward Vanserra the First, the rabbit, who he apparently wanted for himself. He is threatening divorce and he doesn't know that you can't divorce a High Lord, so I may well be single soon. Anyone else want to marry me? Reply or reblog with your proposal and I shall marry the person with the best one.

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Yeah I would be more fun the for you, wouldn't I? You Vanserra's would be the only hot guys left.

Don't tell me you're threatened by little ol' me, High Lord

So my husband Azriel is avoiding me because I have taken ownership of Sir Edward Vanserra the First, the rabbit, who he apparently wanted for himself. He is threatening divorce and he doesn't know that you can't divorce a High Lord, so I may well be single soon. Anyone else want to marry me? Reply or reblog with your proposal and I shall marry the person with the best one.

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My man what are you doing? It's just a silly rabbit, let your shadow boy have him.

It doesn't strike me as odd How easily I was able you seduce Clythia, you far males are annoying

So my husband Azriel is avoiding me because I have taken ownership of Sir Edward Vanserra the First, the rabbit, who he apparently wanted for himself. He is threatening divorce and he doesn't know that you can't divorce a High Lord, so I may well be single soon. Anyone else want to marry me? Reply or reblog with your proposal and I shall marry the person with the best one.

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Woof woof

:)

Honestly I relate to cass sm because he’s basically rhys's dog and who wouldnt want to obey daddy high lord???

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*eating popcorn*

FIGHT FIGHT FUCK

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Has there always been this much.... sexual tension between all the fae? You should know. You were watching them closely this whole time after all.

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I'm sorry...

Well, Vanserra, not all of us can afford a mansion through Nepotism.

You little fox Nepo baby.

How did you get here so fast?

It's a heavy burden being the hottest High Lord around. I've got to serve all the cunt around here.

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Come over then, fox boy ;)

It's a heavy burden being the hottest High Lord around. I've got to serve all the cunt around here.