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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com

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hanging out at -33.881969,151.201410 right now if anyone wants to destroy me with an orbital laser

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Hidden Forest

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flight of the elder manta

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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flight of the elder manta

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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You were given teeth. Use them now and use them wisely.

i liked this ask so much i made it into a sign

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I don't use AI to write. I use my sense of humor, deep hidden trauma, 5 mental illnesses, years of TV, and the few books I read every now and then like God intended

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let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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This will never NOT be funny

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endless night

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hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok