i believe in posting the first selfie you take, hitting shuffle and not skipping a song, and grabbing things out of the fridge with your eyes closed.
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Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”
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i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
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if you needed a sign, this is it. text first. get your well deserved rest. take a bath. cry a little. forgive your friend. forgive yourself. become the person you’ve always wanted to be, now is your time.
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reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care
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*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice
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me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*
me: wtf. why
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*slides you a $20* now let's talk about me getting free pancakes
not sure you understand the concept of free
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I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
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*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
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*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
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one of my absolute favourite videos ever
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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…
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