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Standing at the corner of supernatural societies is odd. All I know is that vampire society is fucked, and that's because they come from humans. And most of the oldest are just.. so damn young. Ventrue we're always captilistic asshats...

I'm gonna go find a bane to evicirate.

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And this is why I'm anti-masquarade. The world would be a better place if all beings worked together.

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no wonder granssire got so sick of it all.

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Gid fucking... why is it raining.. why is it still raining.

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Send 🌺 to hear what my muse likes about yours

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Want me to send anyone along, or do you have this? (even for company)

Some stupid assholes dropped a WIGHT in the sewers! A fucking wight! I have to go deal with that.

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[Someone has sent you a box of plastic lizards]

Huh... the cats will like these.

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I'll send it right over.

Sooo shouldn't use tongs to get the spoon out?

No! Get medical attention! -Dion

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Want some wine?

Sooo shouldn't use tongs to get the spoon out?

No! Get medical attention! -Dion

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People are so stupid

Sooo shouldn't use tongs to get the spoon out?

No! Get medical attention! -Dion

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I mean... free snack as long as you don't harm them...

I miss being able to get sustenance from mortals.

I am a WOLF not a unicorn. If any more chasers message me, both account holders are getting their ears boxed! -Brighid

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Maybe you should carry cards for a divorce lawyer.

I am a WOLF not a unicorn. If any more chasers message me, both account holders are getting their ears boxed! -Brighid

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Funny phrasing for a Salubri

I am a WOLF not a unicorn. If any more chasers message me, both account holders are getting their ears boxed! -Brighid

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He's a grown ass Raven ghoul. But I did raise him from a stormlost hatchling. So I am his mum, far as we're both cocnerened. Poor wee mite, tree his family nested in fell. Nobody else survvied.

Ummm... so Bran got me a car for Mother's Day.

can anyone help me find the owner?

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a few thousand years old. He carried it off.

at least he wasn't dropping rocks on cars again.

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"rocks"

Ummm... so Bran got me a car for Mother's Day.

can anyone help me find the owner?

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yup, I can get that.

Ummm... so Bran got me a car for Mother's Day.

can anyone help me find the owner?