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Friend: Don't you ever feel like you should do something for the greater goo?

Me: yeah! Like help a charity or try to-

Me: wait don't you mean the greater good?

Friend who joined a cult again: No (:

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they ran out of silksong on steam

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they ran out of silksong on steam

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every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver

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is he wrong though?

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How do people draw cats again?

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Concept: trapped-in-a-time-loop scenario that drives its victim mad merely by virtue of having a random duration with a very long tail. Like, it's usually in the one to three weeks range, with a mean somewhere in the vicinity of fifteen days, but one time it went for nearly six months, and another time it looped after seventeen minutes.

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etho negging + everyone critiquing his autism affect

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One of my brothers has this thing where he likes to be included on sibling movie night but he will not sit down or actually join us, he’ll just wander around the house and periodically show up to lurk in the doorway or lean on someone’s seat

And *I* have this thing where I always always know when he’s there, because every time he’s not wandering around like the ghost of jacob marley and isn’t immediately visible it’s because he’s stopped moving to watch the film from directly behind me, which makes the back of my neck tingle like a dog sensing an earthquake

Which has on more than one occasion resulted in me interrupting the movie to tell him to just sit the fuck down and stop lurking in the shadows, Jesus Christ, it’s like I’m being haunted by the memory of ancient sins

Which has in turn been shortened to just “ancient sins”, every time I feel him doing it again

So to summarize, sometimes when my siblings and I get together for a movie night, we’ll all be sitting in the dark in complete silence until my ass deadpan announces “ancient sins” and a 90 pound 5’11” Slenderman looking motherfucker emerges from the shadows behind me like a jumpscare incarnate in Batman pajamas pants and informs me that we are out of orange soda

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fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

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tomorrow

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new commission in the making (oops its 2am) s/o to @angrylittlesliceofpizza, s/o to my european fans commissioning me during this US based tariff hellscape

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Oh my, I just can't remember when the highly anticipated game Hollow Knight: Silksong is scheduled to release! Perhaps the #silksong tag on tumblr can help me?