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My submission to huiontablet‘s Mascot Contest!

#HuionMascotContest

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Follow gentvent for more. Christmas 1910

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Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games

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Suits and mens fashion inspiration: http://the-suit-man.tumblr.com/

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potcmeme: [8/8] quotes       ” You will listen to me! Listen! The other ships will still be looking to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! ”

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I actually got this tattooed behind my left arm

potcmeme: [6/8] quotes

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Spanish interview from 1995

Interviewer: Where are your erogenous zones?

Johnny: I would have to say that my entire body is an erogenous zone but it depends on who is touching me. If, for example, you were brushed against by an elephant, you probably wouldn't feel anything. But if it's a girl you're attracted to... I react instantly.

Interviewer: How do you like a woman to act in bed?

Johnny: Like a woman. I don't like girls acting all fragile and waiting for the guy to do everything, or the ones that are overly aggressive and partying. To put it simple, each one has their own role in a sexual relationship.

Interviewer: Have you ever felt like Superman?

Johnny: I've felt good. Well, I always feel good, but I don't think you could call it feeling like Superman.

Interviewer: What is your favorite part of her body?

Johnny: I'm gonna sound like a romantic - but I love every part of the female body. If I have to give details I'd say the eyes, the lips, and since we're on the subject, then it would be the breasts, the thighs, the vagina.

Interviewer: Do you like to play erotic games?

Johnny: Love itself is a game, and with sex, everything is erotic, so they don't motivate me that much. But at times it's good to share each other's fantasies.

Interviewer: Once a night or a few times?

Johnny: When there is love, one time is enough if it’s done well and we both feel the same. But there are times, in nights crazy with passion, that you can have an overflow of feelings and then, anything is possible.

Interviewer: Eyes open or closed?

Johnny: I like to see what I'm doing and who I'm doing it with until I'm done and I can relax.

Interviewer: Finally, do you take precautions when you make love?

Johnny: All the precautions, because in these times you can't risk your life for a simple sex act. For a few minutes of pleasure you could lose the most precious thing you have.

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is it okay that when i dress up i always stand front of a huge poster of Jack Sparrow and i’m like ‘hey duuude do ya like it? it’s all for u’

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